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    Default longboards suck.

    Who the hell rides longboards? skinny ass white kids without a shirt wearing cargo shorts or retards dressed in full tight leather (gay much?) any other means of "skating" is better. what can u do on a longboard? stand there an go down a hill? i swear..its worse than a pumgo. you guys have never skated until u get on a nice pair of roller blades.


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    Default Re: longboards suck.

    What a bad troll.

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    Default Re: longboards suck.

    dude didn't you know
    longboarders go uphill
    we wear leather to express our inner gayness
    and somtimes we touch each other but dont tell

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    Default Re: longboards suck.

    You are so right....
    It's about time someone said the truth...
    Longboards are soooooooooo lame...
    It's as if you're reading our minds....
    I'm getting rid of all my longboards,
    and getting one fo these...
    popular â‰* good
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    Default Re: longboards suck.

    Lol, not again, and what a weak attempt.

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    Default Re: longboards suck.

    Quote Originally Posted by masterboarder View Post
    Who the hell rides longboards? skinny ass white kids without a shirt wearing cargo shorts or retards dressed in full tight leather (gay much?) any other means of "skating" is better. what can u do on a longboard? stand there an go down a hill? i swear..its worse than a pumgo. you guys have never skated until u get on a nice pair of roller blades.
    sooooo your a fat beaner who wears baggy jeans as low as your ankles, who sits at home and drinks red bull and 151 all day?then kicks your dog, beats your wife, and drink yourself to sleep with comedy central flashing on the screen? your dumber than killyourselves

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    Default Re: longboards suck.

    now now, lets not start this again...
    does whoever this is actually think this is funny?
    it's stupid! a moderator needs to DESTROY this thread RIGHT NOW!!!
    you just highlighted my signature for no reason other than it consists of a empty space. good for you!

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    Default Re: longboards suck.

    Yeah i am so perplexed that people hate on anything that takes even a little skill and practice

    and the whole bladers vs boarders thing is a ultra gay 90's fad

    SHUT UP AND GO SKATE

    whatever kind of skate you skate on

    or go talk #### in a Good Charlotte forum
    that there is a set of people that need counseling
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    Default Re: longboards suck.

    Quote Originally Posted by samhell View Post
    You are so right....
    It's about time someone said the truth...
    Longboards are soooooooooo lame...
    It's as if you're reading our minds....
    I'm getting rid of all my longboards,
    and getting one fo these...
    ya u should. for the price of a sheet on bamboo under ur feet u can. i bet u i can go longer on that without touching the ground than u can on any longboard

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    Default Re: longboards suck.

    We already have one of these types of threads actively going, please keep it contained to that.

    PS: You fail at the funniez.

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    Default Re: longboards suck.

    Quote Originally Posted by samhell View Post
    and getting one fo these...

    Why would you want an inbred yokel?
    The sage, Longboard Buddha once said, "A tree spends 100% of its lifetime in a static environment and only after its reincarnation as a deck is it allowed to move at fast speeds...
    when allowed, the wood will give thankless service if
    allowed to flow."



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    Default Re: longboards suck.

    Quote Originally Posted by DRC View Post
    What a bad troll.
    I know your reputation power is only 1 but your troll identification is like kablazillli0on power.

    What are the troll rankings.

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    EPIC

    ?
    The sage, Longboard Buddha once said, "A tree spends 100% of its lifetime in a static environment and only after its reincarnation as a deck is it allowed to move at fast speeds...
    when allowed, the wood will give thankless service if
    allowed to flow."



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