longboards suck.

**ballsinmouth** · 02-13-2009 04:04 PM

Who the hell rides longboards? skinny ass white kids without a shirt wearing cargo shorts or retards dressed in full tight leather (gay much?) any other means of "skating" is better. what can u do on a longboard? stand there an go down a hill? i swear..its worse than a pumgo. you guys have never skated until u get on a nice pair of roller blades.

**DRC** · 02-13-2009 04:06 PM

What a bad troll.

**ntthrepo** · 02-13-2009 04:07 PM

dude didn't you know
longboarders go uphill
we wear leather to express our inner gayness
and somtimes we touch each other but dont tell

**samhell** · 02-13-2009 04:08 PM

You are so right....

It's about time someone said the truth...
Longboards are soooooooooo lame...
It's as if you're reading our minds....
I'm getting rid of all my longboards,
and getting one fo these...

**Blix** · 02-13-2009 04:08 PM

Lol, not again, and what a weak attempt.

**rosewood thief** · 02-13-2009 04:10 PM

Originally Posted by masterboarder

Who the hell rides longboards? skinny ass white kids without a shirt wearing cargo shorts or retards dressed in full tight leather (gay much?) any other means of "skating" is better. what can u do on a longboard? stand there an go down a hill? i swear..its worse than a pumgo. you guys have never skated until u get on a nice pair of roller blades.

sooooo your a fat beaner who wears baggy jeans as low as your ankles, who sits at home and drinks red bull and 151 all day?then kicks your dog, beats your wife, and drink yourself to sleep with comedy central flashing on the screen? your dumber than killyourselves

**B-rad** · 02-13-2009 04:13 PM

now now, lets not start this again...
does whoever this is actually think this is funny?
it's stupid! a moderator needs to DESTROY this thread RIGHT NOW!!!

**Slippery Bean** · 02-13-2009 04:15 PM

Yeah i am so perplexed that people hate on anything that takes even a little skill and practice

and the whole bladers vs boarders thing is a ultra gay 90's fad

SHUT UP AND GO SKATE

whatever kind of skate you skate on

or go talk #### in a Good Charlotte forum
that there is a set of people that need counseling

**ballsinmouth** · 02-13-2009 04:16 PM

Originally Posted by samhell

You are so right....

It's about time someone said the truth...
Longboards are soooooooooo lame...
It's as if you're reading our minds....
I'm getting rid of all my longboards,
and getting one fo these...

ya u should. for the price of a sheet on bamboo under ur feet u can. i bet u i can go longer on that without touching the ground than u can on any longboard

**boarderaholic** · 02-13-2009 04:17 PM

We already have one of these types of threads actively going, please keep it contained to that.

PS: You fail at the funniez.

**MalakaiKingston** · 02-13-2009 05:50 PM

Originally Posted by samhell

and getting one fo these...

Why would you want an inbred yokel?

**MalakaiKingston** · 02-13-2009 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by DRC

What a bad troll.

I know your reputation power is only 1 but your troll identification is like kablazillli0on power.

What are the troll rankings.

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