Camel toe

**mark33** · 06-06-2009 04:17 AM

subscribed....hey rus cant wait to see my rack,,i just pmd you bout another toe..

**Camel** · 06-06-2009 06:38 AM

Guess I am going to have to get one of these just 'cause of the name...

**qral** · 06-06-2009 07:22 AM

Originally Posted by scratch

I'm flattered that you want my camel toe... I have young fresh smooth pink sexy camel toes available... and these boards love 42's... and they would love you back for riding them right... that's all a camel toe really wants... to be treated rough, to be taught who is the boss... that's how you love a camel toe.

...looks like you got yourself a whole harem there

**scratch** · 06-06-2009 07:48 AM

Originally Posted by qral

...looks like you got yourself a whole harem there

And I'm pimping them out

**EnemaAZ** · 06-06-2009 08:47 AM

How Much?

Think Borat Plz.

**scratch** · 06-06-2009 09:00 AM

Originally Posted by EnemaAZ

How Much?

Think Borat Plz.

If you don't mind let's keep purchase discussions to the vendor forum or pm's

**Ogre** · 06-06-2009 09:10 AM

I have an Original Alan Sidlo (Wicked) that has similar function to the design. Feels great to wrap the toes 'round the cut-outs.

**scratch** · 06-06-2009 10:50 AM

Originally Posted by Ogre

I have an Original Alan Sidlo (Wicked) that has similar function to the design. Feels great to wrap the toes 'round the cut-outs.

That's exactly the idea... could you pm me a pick of the board?

**dozerdoggie** · 06-06-2009 11:25 AM

Originally Posted by scratch

That's exactly the idea... could you pm me a pick of the board?

Can you make a moose knuckle for us big guys????

**phil7153** · 06-06-2009 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by dozerdoggie

Can you make a moose knuckle for us big guys????

hahahahahahahaha moose knuckle. Rep up for making me literally laughing out loud

**scratch** · 06-06-2009 11:23 PM

Originally Posted by phil7153

hahahahahahahaha moose knuckle. Rep up for making me literally laughing out loud

wow

10-I-can-taste-a-little-vomit-chars

**Pureadrenalin** · 06-06-2009 11:30 PM

LMAO. Damn what flex would that be.

**scratch** · 06-06-2009 11:37 PM

Originally Posted by Pureadrenalin

LMAO. Damn what flex would that be.

that's a 12' I-beam with trucks & a sure shot traffic-stopper as it rolls down the road... look away... it burns

**phil7153** · 06-07-2009 01:54 AM

Originally Posted by scratch

wow

10-I-can-taste-a-little-vomit-chars

yeah i just stepped this thread up three notches in the gross factor.

WTF is this!!!!

**dozerdoggie** · 06-07-2009 05:37 AM

Originally Posted by scratch

that's a 12' I-beam with trucks & a sure shot traffic-stopper as it rolls down the road... look away... it burns

wow that went south in a hurry

**Ogre** · 06-07-2009 06:04 AM

And think of the sales you lost the man... Posting pig pron at the expense of a manufacturers product. Great way to give a dick (read as deck) a bad name.

**8ftbed** · 06-11-2009 11:33 AM

Wish I'd already seen this thread... I just pm'd Rus something about a bigger board called a moose knuckle. Sorry Rus for wasting your bandwidth.

Originally Posted by scratch

... to be treated rough, to be taught who is the boss... that's how you love a camel toe.

and this my friends, is sig worthy

**akimaveur** · 02-06-2010 09:00 PM

I hear there's gonna be a 2010 version...
When's it come out?
I gotta get myself one of them

**WolfOnWheels** · 02-06-2010 09:23 PM

Apparently sometime this month? The sooner the better

**scratch** · 02-07-2010 07:50 AM

Originally Posted by WolfOnWheels

Apparently sometime this month? The sooner the better

First of the new Toes is pressing now... they will need a week of post-cure and be up on the Soda thread in 10 days or so...
But, this discussion is now about a commercial product & belongs over in vendors & mfgs...
in my opinion the building forum should be non-commercial. I know this is sort of a gray area for a lot of builders who participate here & also sell boards but, in this case I think it falls clearly under "commercial".
I'll keep the Soda thread updated