BMW streetcarver

[nsc1120]

Actually.....

Ah ha ha ha - You've got toe clips on that board. Why don't you just learn to ollie? Dufus mofo.

yea i find it really easy to ollie a board with no tail...

[Longbord1]

i don't understand why everyone is rippin on daddyo so much is there something i missed?

[Timetravel_0]

What you see now is just the residual effect of kids jumping on way after the battle is over just to look like tough guys.

Kids will be kids.

What about the guys that are older then you, and still don't like you?

[Timetravel_0]

What about the guys that are older then you, and still don't like you?

Are you speaking for yourself? If so I can't answer that question for you. I suppose if you "don't like" me it's because you aren't very smart or suffering from brain damage caused from drug use or you are some old guy who can't believe he's old and has to suck-up to children to feel cool.

I don't know. You tell me if you can come up with an explaination. I don't really care if you like me or not.

What over 52 year-old "guys" are you talking about anyway?

Its times like these I'm glad Tennessee gets nuked first. No sir, I don't dislike you. I'm somewhat indifferent. The same way you're indifferent about John Jacob Astor and his shitty job keeping the Titanic afloat.

[raven6241]

What about the guys that are older then you, and still don't like you?

Are you speaking for yourself? If so I can't answer that question for you. I suppose if you "don't like" me it's because you aren't very smart or suffering from brain damage caused from drug use or you are some old guy who can't believe he's old and has to suck-up to children to feel cool.

I don't know. You tell me if you can come up with an explaination. I don't really care if you like me or not.

What over 52 year-old "guys" are you talking about anyway?

Its times like these I'm glad Tennessee gets nuked first. No sir, I don't dislike you. I'm somewhat indifferent. The same way you're indifferent about John Jacob Astor and his shitty job keeping the Titanic afloat.

Dude, I friggin' love you.

DaddyYo, I have ridden a carvestik, sure it's fun, don't get me wrong, but I daresay any guys that can do exactly the same thing on a board WITHOUT BINDINGS takes more skill.

Everyone bags out on shortboarders and kickflippers, but CAN YOU DO A KICKFLIP? Can ya, sweetie? Hmmm???

I've skated with Gimpy in real life, and he's a pretty damn good skater. Riding a CarveStik doesn't take THAT much skill, and I'm sure if Gimpy rode one, he wouldn't break his ankle. Don't assume Gimp's some high schooler with a Bam shirt on posting at his mates house whilst others look on. If you assume that, you're gonna learn why assumption is the mother of all ****ups.

Speaking of which, is your mother called Assumption by any chance?

I can't agree either that Sharpie stalked you, since she was here FIRST. It seems most people think you're a twat, and jesus dude, it's pretty blindingly obvious to see why.

No one here respects you. Even Enjoisoad feels sorry for you and he's doing it tough. Get off the computer, run a bath, light some candles, sit back, relax, let the water soak in, and slit 'em. Down the street not across the road sweetheart.


Have a terrific day.

[Timetravel_0]

...whats a quess? I'm not fully up to date with my 21st century lexicon, a little embaressing considering it was my major.

[raven6241]

...whats a quess?

Be nice, he's a redneck and has no teeth.

[Gimp Skool]

...whats a quess?

Be nice, he's a redneck and has no teeth.

But that makes his evening job all the easier...

[raven6241]

...whats a quess?

Be nice, he's a redneck and has no teeth.

But that makes his evening job all the easier...

*banjo sound*

warm today... warm yesterday... even warmer today....

[Mr. Zogs]

Oh I know....there is this guy in the office that I work that is about 40 and has just in the last couple years discovered snowboarding and was searching for summer cross training and found this...well guess what he drives...a BMW...he actually has 2....ones his wife's.....so he can afford to waste the money...hehe.

Just for comparison what would you consider comparable to it guys?

See? Now go and try to do your little ballerina kick flips and pop shuvits. In fact try do them all day, Try to do them all week. Try to do them for years on end in the driveway of your Mommy's house. Maybe one day you might actually land one.

To illustrate your ignorance once more - do you really think I can't nollie or manual my board? And to illustrate your little Girl Scout Club mentality - I could care less what anyone of any age thinks about my board or my riding.

Some day you'll be riding a board like mine. That time will come right after everyone else in your Middle School starts to ride one. Then you'll want to be just like them so you can follow them around and dress like them and have the cache that they earned by not being a little snot-nose hanger-ons like you.

uhhh, mark didnt do anything wrong, i think u quoted the wrong dudio... but anyways...

[Gimp Skool]

BLAHABLALBAEJFBANINGBLAH.

That was the most redneck thing I've ever read! I feel priviledged!

[nsc1120]

I was trying to be nice to everyone on this board, but your just some ignorant asshole who has to be mean to others so that you can feel good about yourself. you're so insecure about yourself that you dont like gay people? OH NO because you picture yourself as SO SEXY you dont want them hitting on you and asking you for sex... who are you trying to impress with your "macho" behavior, and dissing gays? Honestly whats wrong with gays? does your o so powerful church say that they are the devil, or like before, is it some underlying insecurities that you have to be mean?

[Mr. Zogs]

uhhh, mark didnt do anything wrong, i think u quoted the wrong dudio... but anyways...

Duuuh, like, I didn't say he did dude? I was like, you know, refering to something else like that kind of stuff you know? If you are going to like get into a flame war kind of thing like this dude, then you need to be able to like read ALL of the posts in order to like understand what going on?

yeah im definitely not gettin into a flamewar, its pointless, i just think this conversation needs to end, and we should continue helpin out mark...

mark, if its what he wants and has his mind set on it, let him go after it, no doubt about it, he will have FUN, if he was to get a carve stik, he would have FUN, if he was to get a carve board, he would have FUN, ground industries board = FUN, he'll make the most of it and have a blast, thats all that matters, sure there are better choices, but still, riding is fun, let him go out there, and have a blast



oh yeah, you should also have him check out flexboardz... wowee, incredible pieces of machinery, have the same turnin mechanism as a street carver basically, but look a whole lot more versatile sorta, the engineering that goes into them is great, thats a sure fun ride...

heres the uk site...
http://www.flexboardz.com/homeuk.htm

[Directive0]

Does anyone else find making the sound of plane crashing goes really well to reading Daddy-yo's posts?



Nnneeeeeeeeeeeerroooooooooowwwwww *EXPLOSION*

"aaaah, omg the humanity"


Here's his arguments in condensed form:

*begin raw output*
I'm older then you,
I'm smarter then you,
carvesticks are superiour to learning how to do tricks because they require less time and are a true sign of skill,
You are a ***,
your country is full of fags,
why are you so faggy for *** *** *** gay homosexual fagger gun control faginson *** liberals stealing my newspaper *** FGAFGFGAGsdulglgasdffa asda arabs sd as;dofalsjkdlfkjhhlkajshd"
*signal degrades*

Smell that? Thats the smell of slurs...I love the smell of sexual orientation slurs in the afternoon... smells like... victory...

[mellowkat]

Priceless!

[brainfartalerts]

Does anyone else find making the sound of plane crashing goes really well to reading Daddy-yo's posts?



Nnneeeeeeeeeeeerroooooooooowwwwww *EXPLOSION*

"aaaah, omg the humanity"


Here's his arguments in condensed form:

*begin raw output*
I'm older then you,
I'm smarter then you,
carvesticks are superiour to learning how to do tricks because they require less time and are a true sign of skill,
You are a ***,
your country is full of fags,
why are you so faggy for *** *** *** gay homosexual fagger gun control faginson *** liberals stealing my newspaper *** FGAFGFGAGsdulglgasdffa asda arabs sd as;dofalsjkdlfkjhhlkajshd"
*signal degrades*

Smell that? Thats the smell of slurs...I love the smell of sexual orientation slurs in the afternoon... smells like... victory...

Ah GrassHopper, you have snatched (tee hee hee, he said snatched) the pebble from the Master Dong's, err, hand......

And yet, what is that we hear in the distant TN hills?

"You sure look good in dem bindings boy, Yeeeeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaw - now squeeeeeeel for me you Sagway Glide-n Rainbow Ride-n Daddy Y0"!

At which point we find out how quickly he is able to bail or how well he does the Ned Beatty.

[holikujak]

daddyo - your an idiot, just stop talking, before you make more of a fool out of yourself

[VolvoGuy]

Honestly whats wrong with gays?

nsc1120 meet raven6241. You will make a cute couple.

Dude, seriously quit. I don't get it. Why are you like you are?

[holikujak]

someone ban thi guy

[Directive0]

Dude, seriously quit.

Wow this topic is bringing out all the Friends of Dorothy.

HOLY CRAP! Did you just imply that he's a homosexual!? Dude... where do you come up with this stuff!? You're like a cornicopia of witty and intelligent retorts!