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    Default Re: genetalia

    Quote Originally Posted by ton View Post
    mine go in your mothers mouth.
    Same here man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ton View Post
    mine go in your mothers mouth.
    ton is Genetalia in a tuck
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    hey, thats why the pros wear leather right? Kinky!!!
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    i straight grab my nuts and position em ready to go fast.

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    Don't you guys have docks or some such like that built into your leathers?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by boarderaholic View Post
    Don't you guys have docks or some such like that built into your leathers?!
    Nope.. just 2 buoys and 1 pier
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    Default Re: genetalia

    Sadly, no. Its a big problem.... especially when you're tall and your leathers never fit.
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    Default Re: genetalia

    i leave mine in the car with my phone

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    I have Old man Balls... sometimes I get road rash from the GS coarse and then they accidentally dip in the toilet It sucks
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    ive never thought about it to much, but i think i get the frank in the front and the beans out the back.

    nothing is worse when you are racing, and you snap into your tuck and your balls are in the way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CasterTown View Post
    Sadly, no. Its a big problem.... especially when you're tall and your leathers never fit.
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    Got to go with the old man balls. They kind of hang there. Gravity young ones. It is going to happen to you as well. Your Amigo Eddy Texas Outlaws.
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    Default Re: genetalia

    more or less:



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    use it as a pogo break
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    Quote Originally Posted by boarderaholic View Post
    Don't you guys have docks or some such like that built into your leathers?!
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    Default Re: genetalia

    I actually put some thought into this (pun intended) and maybe if you just put a bunch of grease/lube/lard in your crotch area, the goods can easily move around when you want to snap into a tuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seabass101dg View Post
    I actually put some thought into this (pun intended) and maybe if you just put a bunch of grease/lube/lard in your crotch area, the goods can easily move around when you want to snap into a tuck.

    Please ridicule this comment as much as you wish.
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    i think this should be moved to anything goes and turn out to be a huge thread about nothing and everything like wdyt

    itd be pretty funny to see team genetalia in someones sig

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    Quote Originally Posted by originalskateboards View Post
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    Check into the Dong Sarong

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