how to go faster

**lexx** · 07-27-2004 12:23 PM

I know exactly how to go faster than you've ever been before -

**longboardertwan** · 07-27-2004 09:38 PM

go on.....

**raven6241** · 07-28-2004 03:48 AM

Oh you THINK you know.....

**lexx** · 07-29-2004 05:26 AM

this was an experiment. I have to run the results through my super computer before I can tell you the results - but just between you and me I think the answer will be 42.

**raven6241** · 07-30-2004 07:31 AM

I don't know how this failed....

**lexx** · 07-30-2004 08:51 AM

OK, I ran an almost identical post on a shortboard forum - switch "go faster" with "ollie higher" and I had two pages of replies saying "go on tell us!!!!"

Here I got one reply, and one from Raven (but none of his posts ever count).
Either my standing on this forum means nothing and everyone assumed (quite rightly) that they can go faster than me anyway, OR we at SF are not as stupid as the average shortboard forum user.

I still conclude that the answer is 42.

**frank** · 07-30-2004 09:04 AM

Or maybe the folks on your shortboarding forum dont understand the answer is 42. or maybe they cant read?

**Anton** · 07-30-2004 09:16 AM

Yeah I think longboarders just arent as stupid.

**Momona Boe** · 07-30-2004 10:05 AM

you speak for yourself, I'm as dumb as a box of hammers

**VolvoGuy** · 07-30-2004 02:55 PM

Tell me!!!!!!!!! I WANNA GO FASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh wait, you were joking.........

hook up a link to the shortboard site, i wanna see them beg

**raven6241** · 07-31-2004 02:10 AM

Originally Posted by lexx

...one from Raven (but none of his posts ever count)...

4.07% of this forum is a waste of space.

**joseph** · 07-31-2004 07:37 AM

i thought there would be more wasted space than that!

**raven6241** · 07-31-2004 07:38 AM

That's Raven Brand Wasted Space

**sniffleless** · 07-31-2004 03:04 PM

Maybe the answer is 42? Maybe we are 42 points higher in IQ than our shortboard brethren?

**philo** · 08-02-2004 09:26 AM

no no, the answer is "fries"

philo

**sniffleless** · 08-02-2004 02:32 PM

I once saw a billboard that said "Jesus is the answer" and I've been trying to figure out what the question was. Maybe this is that question.

**raven6241** · 08-02-2004 05:46 PM

A conversation I had a while ago...

Friend: "You know, you need God."
Me: "Why?"
F: "Because God is the answer!"
M: "To what?"
F: "Everything! God is the answer to everything!"
M: "2 + 2 = God?"