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    Default Hey, let's put on an awards show AND bring Porn Stars!

    sorry...too late...already happened...courtesy Boardistan and Adult Industry News....

    remember 50% of people who skate are UNDER the age of 11...

    like I've always said, showing porn to kids is the easy way...making "skate porn" for adults, is a much harder road to hoe...


    June 11, 2009 04:19pm
    Alektra Blue & Mikayla Mendez at Skateboarding Awards
    Source: Roads to Moscow
    by: Company Press Release

    (LOS ANGELES, CA) -- In traditional skateboarding parlance, a ''ripper'' is a performer who consistently excels at their game. And given the spectacular reviews they're earning for their sexy turns in Brad Armstrong's House of Wicked, it's a label that can easily be applied to Wicked Pictures contract superstars Alektra Blue and Mikayla Mendez.

    With this in mind, it's all the more fitting that these brunette beauties are kicking off their upcoming Erotica L.A. 2009 appearances by presenting trophies tomorrow evening at the 11th Annual Transworld Skateboarding Awards at the Avalon in Hollywood. 2009 AVN nominated director Van Styles - whose longtime association with the skateboarding community led to the company's involvement - will be in attendance as well.

    Produced by Transworld SKATEboarding, the sport's top magazine, the event will find Alektra and Mikayla on-stage throughout the evening, escorting winners and presenting trophies to some of the sport's top athletes.

    In a prepared statement, organizers of the event revealed that they will be ''presenting awards to professional skateboarders in the categories of Best Rookie, Best Street Skater, Best Transition Skater, Best Team, Best Video, Best Video Part, Best Two Video Parts, TWS Readers' Choice and the TWS Legend Award.''

    This awards show appearance comes at a time of peak visibility for both ladies. They can currently be seen in the acclaimed House of Wicked, which is now available in stores nationwide, and last Wednesday they wrapped their roles in Brad Armstrong's most ambitious project of 2009, the spectacular cyberpunk adventure 2040.

    Wicked Pictures wishes the TWS nominees success in tomorrow night's show, and invites attendees to join the sexiest rippers in the game for more festivities this weekend at Erotica L.A. 2009.



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    Default Re: Hey, let's put on an awards show AND bring Porn Stars!

    can't we leave the porn at home, on the computer, for when you're bored? Does it really need to be everywhere?

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    Default Re: Hey, let's put on an awards show AND bring Porn Stars!

    whoopadedoo,
    its not like they gonna be walking around naked...

    and 50% of TWS reader are not under 11...
    majority are hormone raging pimpled teenagers...

    pornstars in this skatevideo...

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    Default Re: Hey, let's put on an awards show AND bring Porn Stars!

    Where in the hell does this 50% under 11 statistic come from? I'd say that 95% of the skaters I see are males between 12 and 25.
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    Default Re: Hey, let's put on an awards show AND bring Porn Stars!

    we might not be popular enough to get real porn stars... might have to go a few tiers down and bring in craigslist hookers and monopoligic stripers
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    Default Re: Hey, let's put on an awards show AND bring Porn Stars!

    Quote Originally Posted by Wells View Post
    Where in the hell does this 50% under 11 statistic come from? I'd say that 95% of the skaters I see are males between 12 and 25.
    I 2nd this statement.

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    Default Re: Hey, let's put on an awards show AND bring Porn Stars!

    those are some beautiful ti--I mean...kids like me shouldn't be exposed to that stuff.
    I'm itchin' for a sandwich.

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    Default Re: Hey, let's put on an awards show AND bring Porn Stars!

    When my 14 yr old son brought home porn, (I found it in his back pack) I was more upset with the poor quality of the porn.

    Anyway..porn stars are crossing over to everything. Porn stars have been showing up in main stream films and TV shows. (See Tracy Lords) So why not the skate industry too?

    The smoking industry markets to kids.
    The alcohol industry markets to kids.
    The gambling industry markets to kids.

    Is the skate industry being targeted by the porn industry? Skate, sleep, eat and beat that meat.

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    Default Re: Hey, let's put on an awards show AND bring Porn Stars!

    children are very susceptible to advertisement
    I cant be left alone near impulse items

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    Default Re: Hey, let's put on an awards show AND bring Porn Stars!

    Aw blewer staftick...


    Sex sells and unfortunately it sells better than the truth.....

    That being said I personally find that any time you have too many models involved with a product. Your customer forgets what the product is.....

    SO, Unless we want to have an ADULTS ONLY party with way to much fun not skating, we might want to try something else. .Of course if someone invites a bunch of paid fun to the party....I'm single....lol
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    Default Re: Hey, let's put on an awards show AND bring Porn Stars!

    Quote Originally Posted by GPymp View Post
    When my 14 yr old son brought home porn, (I found it in his back pack) I was more upset with the poor quality of the porn.

    Anyway..porn stars are crossing over to everything. Porn stars have been showing up in main stream films and TV shows. (See Tracy Lords) So why not the skate industry too?

    The smoking industry markets to kids.
    The alcohol industry markets to kids.
    The gambling industry markets to kids.

    Is the skate industry being targeted by the porn industry? Skate, sleep, eat and beat that meat.
    lololol

    im suprised i caught my dad watching porn before he caught me

    first thing i said when i saw him was "at least i know you're not gay"

    one week later he catches me and says the same thing "at least i know you're not gay"
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    Default Re: Hey, let's put on an awards show AND bring Porn Stars!

    sign of the times

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    Default Re: Hey, let's put on an awards show AND bring Porn Stars!

    see board trac surveys...time and time again, there is a HUGE number staring at you
    50%...

    but let's say it's only 30% under 11

    and then there's a huge number under 16...say 65%...can we at least agree that it's still probably pretty pathetic that Transworld needs to stoop to this level?

    porn in Thrasher...sure....i get it
    porn in Big Brother...ditto

    but Transworld doesn't need to descend to this...or do they?

    look, i am not an idiot..porn sells....i get it..but this just seems un-Transworld like...

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    Default Re: Hey, let's put on an awards show AND bring Porn Stars!

    Come on Michael, the skate industry is not heaven sent. The feed on profit like every other company. The skate gods at TW are no different than you or I. In the non skate world women are the ones to bet on, to market for. In the world of skating, young acne'd faced boys with emo haircuts and nerve damaging tight jeans are the gold the standard.

    I am a little more liberal, boys will be boys.

    The next good argument will be: Is porn the gateway to drugs, cigs and alcohol? (Cigs, drugs and alcohol are already part of the 11-16 teen/middle school experience skate or not)

    The ad's in skate zine's (insert any zine) know no morals. Do the face's behind the skate zine's have morals/ethics? Is there such a thing?

    Get'em Michael...


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    Quote Originally Posted by skategeezer View Post
    see board trac surveys...time and time again, there is a HUGE number staring at you
    50%...
    no link to back it up??
    I didn't pay for their $2000 marketing report...

    Board-Trac Research Reports

    Board-Trac
    Board-Trac® syndicated marketing research studies track the lifestyles and purchasing habits of young people between the ages of 12 to 24 that participate in or are influenced by board sports. In addition, Board-Trac's research also includes teens and young adults that are influenced by all types of sport, as well as those who are not directly influenced by sport. In essence, we look at both the core market as well as the mainstream market.

    The concept for Board-Trac was developed in 1997 by The Ponzi Group, a marketing support services firm based in Orange County, California, to give manufacturers, retailers and other companies targeting the youth market a guide for developing marketing strategies, tracking attitudes and trends.

    Board-Trac was designed to give its subscribers the information they need to be competitive in an ever-crowded market, to learn about their consumer, what they like, what they dislike, how to reach them, what to say and where to say it.

    The Board-Trac Youth Study provides a profile of present and future purchasing habits, influences and how sports affect the lives of people ages 12 to 24. The report, which is conducted twice annually, includes over 400 graphs and charts reflecting the responses to questions asked in 2,100 interviews across the country. Each section of the report frames the responses in individual graphs by total sample, age group, gender and sports participation. In addition, this data is presented in easy-to-read charts that are broken down by the seven regions of the country where the interviews were conducted. These regional charts show a comparative overview of the similarities and differences in responses across the country.
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    Default Re: Hey, let's put on an awards show AND bring Porn Stars!

    looks like China have found the solution to Porn...

    http://www.latimes.com/business/la-f...,1086571.story
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    Default Re: Hey, let's put on an awards show AND bring Porn Stars!

    The apparent message being sent is "Skateboarding isn't interesting enough on its own, so..."
    "Life is short, your boards don't have to be..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by msk View Post
    The apparent message being sent is "Skateboarding isn't interesting enough on its own, so..."
    sounds like ASR...
    maybe you guys can start a campaign to ban all booth girls...

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    Default Re: Hey, let's put on an awards show AND bring Porn Stars!

    all i am saying is that transworld doesn't need to bring in porn...or do they??

    i guess they do....

    you know, they folks at transworld black out guns that appear in ads...and you can't print the word ####...and there are several other "rules" ...it just seems kinda a sad statement really...that you need to bring in porn stars....

    i guess the skate industry needs porn more than the porn industry needs skateboarding...i know, why not PORN in the olympics...hell, then i'd even watch!

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    Default Re: Hey, let's put on an awards show AND bring Porn Stars!

    Quote Originally Posted by sk8norcal View Post
    sounds like ASR...
    maybe you guys can start a campaign to ban all booth girls...

    Used to see a lot of that at InterBike as well. But over the last few years, there have been fewer and fewer booth girls, and last year the biggest crowds were trying to get a look at the Cervelo P4 and Fuji D-6. Guess you don't need models to attract/distract the crowd when you've got an innovative product...
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