How to make a post out of context

**elementalzoo** · 03-16-2008 10:53 PM

The pros at it on this forum would be better instructors than myself, but as I'm bored here you go.

I'll write this:

"Concrete Wave is desperately in need of more creative story ideas and people who can string a sentence together that doesn't smack of never having passed fifth grade English. Even better, find the spirit of Hunter S. Thompson and sign him up."

Now, the next post supposedly in reply will write this:

"Yeah that Michael Brooke sure is a lot like ol' Doc Thompson ain't he?"

And the post following that:
"I hated English classes. One time I rode my skateboard right through a class. It was gnar."

And the next:

"Listen jackazz, I've been to doctors and I know how English teachers think and you aren't no English teacher."

And the next:
"OMG I love that show 'Jackass'! Did you see what they did that one time with a skateboard? I've never seen the story written about in any magazine."

**Steve Ignorant** · 03-16-2008 11:53 PM

Yeah that Michael Brooke sure is a lot like ol' Doc Thompson ain't he?

**VulgarDisplayCFH** · 03-16-2008 11:56 PM

I hated English classes. One time I rode my skateboard right through a class. It was gnar.

**Cranks** · 03-16-2008 11:58 PM

That sounds like this time when I was out skating and a couple of guys who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared. She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'. I begged and pleaded with her day after day, but she packed my suit case and sent me on my way. She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad. Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that. Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat? I don't think so, I'll see when I get there. I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air. Well, the plane landed and when I came out, there was a dude who looked like a cop, standing there with my name out. I ain't trying to get arrested, I just got here, I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared. I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare, but I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'. I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

**endzone_bob** · 03-16-2008 11:59 PM

Listen jackazz, I've been to doctors and I know how English teachers think and you aren't no English teacher.

**HerBDerb** · 03-17-2008 12:02 AM

OMG I love that show 'Jackass'! Did you see what they did that one time with a skateboard? I've never seen the story written about in any magazine.

**Steve Ignorant** · 03-17-2008 12:13 AM

Originally Posted by Cranks

That sounds like this time when I was out skating and a couple of guys who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared. She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'. I begged and pleaded with her day after day, but she packed my suit case and sent me on my way. She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad. Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that. Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat? I don't think so, I'll see when I get there. I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air. Well, the plane landed and when I came out, there was a dude who looked like a cop, standing there with my name out. I ain't trying to get arrested, I just got here, I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared. I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare, but I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'. I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

DUDE! I HEARD YOU LIEK MUDKIPZ!

/b/TARDS ####### UNITE BRO.

**MJKam11** · 03-17-2008 12:30 AM

What wheels should I get on my Dervish?

edit: Wht wheelz shuld 1 6et 0n ma D3rv1$h?

**HerBDerb** · 03-17-2008 12:40 AM

Originally Posted by Steve Ignorant

DUDE! I HEARD YOU LIEK MUDKIPZ!

/b/TARDS ####### UNITE BRO.

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**Steve Ignorant** · 03-17-2008 12:40 AM

Originally Posted by MJKam11

What wheels should I get on my Dervish?

edit: Wht wheelz shuld 1 6et 0n ma D3rv1$h?

Hey, you're doing it wrong.

**Steve Ignorant** · 03-17-2008 12:41 AM

Originally Posted by HerBDerb

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**Hanael** · 03-17-2008 01:09 AM

/b/tards?
on my silverfish?

**worldwide** · 03-17-2008 01:42 AM

whats a /b/tard?

**Steve Ignorant** · 03-17-2008 01:43 AM

Originally Posted by worldwide

whats a /b/tard?

Rules 1 & 2

Lurk moar.

**Hanael** · 03-17-2008 01:49 AM

for him, "lurk teh intertubez moar." might be better.

...and not knowing what a /b/tard is, is probably the best for him.

**skategeezer** · 03-17-2008 06:13 AM

help, this entire thread has fallen....and it can't get up....

**VulgarDisplayCFH** · 03-17-2008 08:04 AM

Damnit. JUST as silverfish got out of the 4chan meme phase...

**Hanael** · 03-17-2008 10:31 AM

will never happen? ;p

**elementalzoo** · 03-17-2008 10:58 AM

I love strawberries and whipped cream. And sorbet's good too. I guess my favorite is mango, then peach, then raspberry. No, wait, strike that, reverse it. Now, it would be so much better if concrete tasted like this stuff so when you fall-did you could happily lick your own wounds. I guess a helmet made of sorbet would suck though because when it melt-did your hair would be all sticky and attract bees.