Longboarders Suck

**sk8norcal** · 04-25-2008 06:48 PM

yawn....

**leadfoot** · 04-25-2008 06:57 PM

Youre a dumbass if you yell abuse from across the street to anyone for anything.
One day you will get your ass kicked in front of your friends.

Do the sensible thing. Yell abuse from a moving car.

**HerBDerb** · 04-25-2008 07:15 PM

zhx.home - Visionary. Humanist. Deadbeat. » Blog Archive » Correction: The Cancer That’s Killing Skateboarding

Part Deux.

**Shorty McSmalls** · 04-25-2008 07:48 PM

I repeat . . . . . . .

Originally Posted by sk8norcal

**El Beefo** · 04-25-2008 09:22 PM

You guys know they're right, right? Longboarding is gay, that's why I stopped and started skateboarding instead, it's so much cooler.

**elementalzoo** · 04-25-2008 11:24 PM

Some of the answers here may actually lend credence to what some call 'hate'

And if you find the topic boring, don't post to it. Seriously, the best one 'tard could think up was 'yawn'. Wow, think much?

And others answered as if I had written the blog, rather than delivered the message. Hmm, maybe the hippy/stoner 'yah brah' stereotype has some truth.

Raging sensitivity for some. Interesting. Thanks for the laughs, I needed that.

If you really felt 'ok' about riding longboards, any criticism wouldn't bug you. But the fact some of you get your panties in a twist, ready to come out protesting so strongly that what you do is 'ok' is really, really funny. It's not as if anyone can actually STOP you from riding a longboard. Well, maybe the cops.

Or a big enough pothole.

**sk8norcal** · 04-26-2008 12:01 AM

hey zooface,

so you gonna be a bitch and call me a retard.

keep the insults comings,
one day I would love for you to say it to my face.
I will love to put my longboard to good use.

btw, do you beat your wife when you log off silverfish after you blow up on every other thread?

answer back fagzoo, the new bitch on silverbitch..

**Thethird** · 04-26-2008 01:42 AM

my only question for you elemental is why do you feel the urge to irk random people that you have never even met?i doubt you yourself even believe that longboarding sucks or you probalby wouldnt have a membership to silverfishLONGBOARDING.com and all of those posts...so why?do you just enjoy the fact that your mildly annoying a few people on the other side of the world?

**melifont monk** · 04-26-2008 02:32 AM

elementalzoo is the new paipo/daddyyo/max slope...etc...
wow, a bunch of 13 year olds on slap/concrete disables/ another newschool forum hate me because i longboard....hmm...
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also, if you are going to continue acting like this, why bother posting on the fish? i'm curious to the boredom in your life that makes this better than anything else you could be doing.

**leadfoot** · 04-26-2008 02:36 AM

yeah zoo, he said yawn but the pic he posted was the best answer in the thread.
maybe you thought it was his sig.

**wilder** · 04-26-2008 07:42 AM

Originally Posted by Steve Ignorant

Jesus christ, can we stop these ####### threads?

Do what you want to do for fun. Kickflips are fun. Cross stepping is fun. Indy hip transfer is fun. Bombing a hill is fun. Frontside air is fun. Coleman slide is fun.

STOP thinking you're better than someone because your board won't get caught on every pebble.
STOP thinking you're better than someone because you can tre flip a six set.
STOP thinking you're better than someone because you own leathers and break 40mph regularly.
STOP thinking you're better than someone because they can't pop a nollie.

Longboarding is not the respectable alternative to skating. Longboarding is skating. If you can pull a shanker and bust out g-turns, alright awesome! If you can backside air in the vert as well, hey more power to you. However, if you refuse to do something because you think you are above it, then you're an elitist asshole who doesn't deserve to be on a board in the first place.

Longboarding is skating. Skating is fun. Quit bitching, go do it.

My thoughts exactly. More skate, less hate.

**DELETED** · 04-26-2008 08:25 AM

I live where this guy lives. I haven't run into many brahs riding longboards, but I have encounted lots and lots, and I mean lots, of people around here who ride dual kicktail skateboards and are coincidentally, also a-holes. There's no correlation, we just live in a city full of assholes. Some of them happen to have different hobbies.

(it does kind of irk me that he talks about how inherently limited longboarding is when he lives in a state that has some killer runs)

**Tex202** · 04-26-2008 10:51 AM

i do both....

I'm confused, who do i hate?

**Shorty McSmalls** · 04-26-2008 10:54 AM

Originally Posted by Tex202

i do both....

I'm confused, who do i hate?

Isn't it obvious, you hate yourself.8)

**Tex202** · 04-26-2008 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by Shorty McSmalls

Isn't it obvious, you hate yourself.8)

the only question is now, do i cut myself or write shitty poetry on facebook

either way, I'm dyeing my hair black and listening to terrible music

**DELETED** · 04-26-2008 11:16 AM

Originally Posted by Tex202

the only question is now, do i cut myself or write shitty poetry on facebook

either way, I'm dyeing my hair black and listening to terrible music

Smoke cloves near coffee shops

**longboardorific** · 04-26-2008 11:17 AM

in before lock

**pavedwave** · 04-26-2008 11:26 AM

on your thread

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**RocketMan10** · 04-26-2008 11:55 AM

I'm completely tired of this whole "holier than thou" bullsh*t attitude that the skate community is full of. If you love having a board beneath your feet you are a skater. Who cares what the person wears or what music they listen to or what type of / name brand setup they ride. if you are genuinely skateboarding to have fun that's all that matters. I'm tired of all the dirty looks i get on campus for riding a larger board w/ big pink wheels from all the girl pants, element hoodie, untouched skate shoes wearing f***s. i can respect any kind of skating, this is something which seems to be much more common in the longboard community, if you're being real and you don't tread on me i won't on you. and maybe we could all learn new ways to enjoy the thing we love.