Brian Patch...is in VERY BIG TROUBLE...

**skategeezer** · 05-26-2008 06:43 PM

Pro skateboarder Brian Patch arrested on suspicion of molesting 15-year-old girl

Associated Press
Article Launched: 05/24/2008 11:03:11 PM PDT

WESTMINSTER, Calif. - A professional skateboarder is facing a felony charge of committing a lewd act with a 15-year-old girl. The Orange County Sheriff's Department says 36-year-old Brian Patch was arrested on May 14 at his home in Westminster. He is scheduled to be arraigned next month on a charge that he molested the girl in April.
Patch has competed in many skateboard events, including the X Games.
A call to his home Saturday was not answered and no message could be left.

**GPymp** · 05-26-2008 06:51 PM

I posted that yesterday sir

Skater goes down..then goes to jail

**Wells** · 05-26-2008 07:12 PM

I'm waiting for Sheckler to find jesus and kill a girl.

**elementalzoo** · 05-26-2008 08:12 PM

I'm thinking Sheckler is more likely to be seen down the road on 'Dancing with the Stars'.

CL · 05-26-2008 08:14 PM

Originally Posted by Wells

I'm waiting for Sheckler to find jesus and kill a girl.

I swear, that Jesus, he's a slick one...always hiding. Remember, if Jesus made you do it...its ok.

**Basch** · 05-26-2008 11:36 PM

sheckler in 30 years

for those who don't get it 'oogle Arthur Shawcross

**Michael Billings** · 05-27-2008 12:16 AM

Originally Posted by CL

I swear, that Jesus, he's a slick one...always hiding. Remember, if Jesus made you do it...its ok.

Second time reading that joke, and it isn't getting any funnier.

This is a situation where the Real ID would come in handy.

**Steve D.** · 05-27-2008 12:20 AM

Originally Posted by Basch

sheckler in 30 years

for those who don't get it 'oogle Arthur Shawcross

cute read just before bed...

**Cranks** · 05-27-2008 12:48 AM

they call them jailbait for a reason. molesting my ass, 15 year old girls love pro skaters.

**Wells** · 05-27-2008 01:11 AM

{¿Un?]fortunately, K-Rimes tells me the pro-'hos do not love the longboarders.

**Buddywolfe** · 05-27-2008 01:43 AM

**SpeedFiend** · 05-27-2008 05:41 AM

He has enough money to get away with this.

**elementalzoo** · 05-27-2008 10:09 AM

Sheckler as a new Shawcross?

Yikes, that's pushing things a bit isn't it?

We're talking about a guy who cries on national tv because he thinks he's the only kid in the world who's parents have ever gotten divorced. No wait, because he's the only kid who really feels the pain of it.

Hardly the fertile ground for an inhuman serial killer to be born

I'm thinking Sheckler still sleeps with his teddy bear...

As for Patch, he'll do what every other baby raper like himself does: completely reject responsibility for his own behavior.