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    How to Be a Pretty Skater Girl - wikiHow

    How to Be a Pretty Skater Girl

    How can to get into the action, be in style, look original and skate like a pro. Well, here is your skating guide to looking pretty while carving up the streets.
    [edit] Steps

    1. Purchase a board! Save up the money and go to your local skate shop and purchase a complete setup [deck, trucks, wheels]. Ask them if they can put it together or learn how to do it yourself. Also, have them go over the parts of the board with you.
    2. Learn how to skate. Practice the basics of skating. You can watch skate How-To's on Youtube, but the best way to learn is to actually go outside and start.
    3. Don't be afraid to fall! Fear is your worst enemy when learning how to skateboard. Make sure to wear the right gear when skating and don't rush into learning complicated tricks until you have mastered going and stopping, pedaling, carving/turning, kickturns, and the ollie.
    4. Wear skate brands from skate stores like Zumiez. Or, go online and shop. Examples of skate brands are: eS, Chocolate, Girl, Enjoi, and Volcom.
    5. Do NOT shop at places like Hot Topic for your skate apparel. The only things you'd want from there if you're committed to looking cool would be band t-shirts, hoodies, and piercings.
    6. Don't wear too much makeup! Dark eyeliner and eyeshadow will make you look like a goth. Think natural! Take a look at what the current female skaters, snowboarders, and surfers are wearing on their faces and you will see that they go bare most of the time. You want to look good while skating, but you don't want to look too made-up. Girls who do their makeup like Avril Lavigne are not skaters
    7. Don't dress emo unless you can coordinate it with the skater girl look and not look like a poser. Chances are, you will have a lot of trouble doing that anyways.
    8. Get sponsored by skate brands if you're good enough.
    9. There are several types of skaters: Freestylists, who basically make up their own cool tricks, street skaters, who are all about jumps and grinds, vert skaters who do flips, ramps, and are usually the people you see on TV, and cruisers, who are a sort of relative of skaters, who are mainly about some ramps, stance, and lots of speed. Cruisers are usually mistaken for posers.

    Tips

    * Dress in style but not as a poser: just about the worst thing you could do.
    * Always have color.
    * Be original and fun.
    * Some recommended brands (for Decks) are: Element, FLIP, Zero, Anti-Hero, Girl, THINK, Chocolate, and Enjoi.
    * Don't listen to Avril Lavigne and call yourself a skater! She is not a 'skater girl' she is a 'sk8r' which is a poser!
    * By all means go to Camp Woodward at least once!
    * Be nice, but be sure to have some comebacks stored for the brat who asks you why you don't wear Ambercrombie.


    [edit] Warnings

    * The popular girls might be snarky.
    * Guys usually think girls can't skate. Prove them wrong!
    * I'm happy to say that it is highly unlikely that you will lose your friends. You will most likely gain new ones as well.
    * Don't say you can skate unless you really can.
    * Don't shop at Hot Topic for shoes.
    * Know the difference between emo, punk, grunge, and skater, for these all are usually mistaken for one another.
    * When practicing skateboarding, always wear a helmet. Plaster it with stickers so it looks cool if you want, but make sure you wear it.
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    Default Re: How to Be a Pretty Skater Girl - WikiHow

    three threads about skater girls?

    you're going a little girl crazy sk8
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    Default Re: How to Be a Pretty Skater Girl - WikiHow

    "Cruisers are mistaken for posers" ... Does that apply to males too? If so, I worse than suck, I pose.
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    Default Re: How to Be a Pretty Skater Girl - WikiHow

    TigerBeat much?

    I am all for supporting girls at what they do instead of demeaning them, but why is this here even out there.girls that get into longboarding instead of sk8ing or whatever they call it will usually have their own style anyways. I guess it is fun to see how the world thinks people should be.
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    To steer me away from my mission to your eyes.
    And I'd stand there, like a soldier, with my foot upon his chest,
    With my grin spread, and my arms out, in my bloodstained Sunday's best,
    And you'd hold me; I'd remind you who you are under their shell."


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    Default Re: How to Be a Pretty Skater Girl - WikiHow

    that's some of the lamest stuff i've ever read.

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    Default Re: How to Be a Pretty Skater Girl - WikiHow

    what? no pictures or explanatory diagrams??? pppfffffffffffffff

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    Default Re: How to Be a Pretty Skater Girl - WikiHow

    is this a joke!!!! zomg dont listen to avril lavigne and call yourself a skater!!!!

    i have made fun of other girl skaters for what they wore. i made fun of a girl that skated (badly) in uggs, designer jeans and abercrombie sweatshirt. so i guess im just as judgemental as that article

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    Default Re: How to Be a Pretty Skater Girl - WikiHow

    lol the funny thing is, out of all the board brands she suggested only one of them (anti-hero) has good wood

    then again the entire article is hilariously fail

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    Default Re: How to Be a Pretty Skater Girl - WikiHow

    anti hero is the best of what they listed, but ive still worn thru one of those faster than a blank... black label ftw
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    Default Re: How to Be a Pretty Skater Girl - WikiHow

    Quote Originally Posted by suckyskatergirl View Post
    is this a joke!!!! zomg dont listen to avril lavigne and call yourself a skater!!!!

    i have made fun of other girl skaters for what they wore. i made fun of a girl that skated (badly) in uggs, designer jeans and abercrombie sweatshirt. so i guess im just as judgemental as that article
    maybe you can write an article on wikihow...

    "how to look sexy on a longboard" by SSG ??

    btw, I hear Avril knows how to ollie....
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    Default Re: How to Be a Pretty Skater Girl - WikiHow

    Quote Originally Posted by suckyskatergirl View Post
    i have made fun of other girl skaters for what they wore. i made fun of a girl that skated (badly) in uggs, designer jeans and abercrombie sweatshirt. so i guess im just as judgemental as that article
    Most girls I've known that wear that crap aren't fit to skate, and are generally stuck up ritzy snobs.



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    Default Re: How to Be a Pretty Skater Girl - WikiHow

    They did not recommend habitat but the recommened element.
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    lol sad people try to pose as a skater
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    Guys seriously. Stop caring. Life is too long for that stuff.
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    Steve - Your rock bottom stupid, if you want to get banned try harder, please.

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    Default Re: How to Be a Pretty Skater Girl - WikiHow

    Quote Originally Posted by Steve Ignorant View Post
    Guys seriously. Stop caring. Life is too long for that stuff.
    you mean too short for that stuff?


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    Quote Originally Posted by savage2424 View Post
    you mean too short for that stuff?
    No. I know exactly what I said. Life is too mind numbingly, soul crushingly long to concern yourself with anything whatsoever. Look, I even wrote a poem about it.


    Everything
    __________

    exists because someone else did it
    so don't bother
    just exist alongside it all
    be pleased with that much, at least

    because if the realization ever strikes you
    that someone, somewhere
    grew up to start a corporation that only churned out
    the replacement bits for an expresso machine
    you'll want to die

    we're not going to be doctors or lawyers
    or presidents or congressmen or police
    or priests or martyrs or saints
    we'll make no rules, we'll set no precedents
    we'll complete nothing, we'll establish nothing

    there is no heaven, there is no hell
    there is no god, there is no future
    all there is
    is now, and here
    so accept it, rejoice in it
    and sit down and smoke with me sometimes
    when I feel sad
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    Steve - Your rock bottom stupid, if you want to get banned try harder, please.

    None of you asshats are in the hammers shadow but, I will say the new year will bring some forum changes, one of which will be much stricter enforcement of the general anti-hater TOS rules.


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    you should off yourself then.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by RastamanD View Post
    you should off yourself then.......
    Okay, give me a sec.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve Ignorant View Post
    Okay, give me a sec.
    kthxbai

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