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    Default Re: And thats when the OH SH!T light came on....

    Once upon a time, I decided I had ninja-like control and I was cool enough to bomb on Revenges.. I'm not. I fought off the wobbles twice, and then, just at the bottom of the steep section, they hit for the third time, bigger & harder. I KNEW I was gonna go down that time (which probably helped make sure I did), but I kept trying to fight them off. I rode out several more oscillations, giving me extended time to think about my impending doom. Of course, my board finally made a 90deg turn out from under me and I did the Superman slide. Somewhere during the slide, my jacket pulled up from my pants, and I'll carry marks on my hip for the rest of my life from that one.

    That has got to be the second worst feeling on earth.. that brief time when the Oh SH!T light is on.. you know the crash is coming, you know it's gonna be bad.. but you haven't hit the pavement yet.
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    Sunday I was bombing this hill that I had taken several times successfully. Unfortunately, Sunday was just a reallyy off day for me all around.

    So I go to take this corner down a side road. It has a manhole cover smack in the middle so you have to go either on inside or try to stick it with the straw and leaves on the outside (do-able).

    I go to take the inside when suddenly, for whatever inexplicable reason my ankle pops. My first thought is "Oh ----, my ankle is breaking" so I practically throw myself off when I hit the straw on the outside lane to avoid placing more pressure on it.

    Long story short, I'm nursing a sprained ankle and some nasty road rash on my stomach.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrgumdropman View Post
    Where did ur shoes go bro?
    I think there's one lying in the road up the hill a little in one of the last shots. Carnage!

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    I'm just gonna assume no one got hurt there so I can just keep on laughing. That was ####### great.
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    Ok so when my friend first started longboarding we went down this hill that I guess he wasnt ready for and he gets speed wobbles and him being new and all he doesnt ride out the wobbles. So Im watching next to him and see him go to the side of the road then I was like oh #### he's gonna grab the guard rail, and he does and his board goes out from under him he falls and the board goes into a drainage ditch. Luckily he and the board only got minor scratches Nd he wasnt turned off of longboarding.
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    Default Re: And thats when the OH SH!T light came on....

    **** i just broke my damn board



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    Quote Originally Posted by B_Dubya_B View Post
    so im on one if our local hills with some buddies, and i draft my one friend into a left hairpin corner. this is a fast road, and i was doing at least 75 into this corner (basing that off of numerous tail car clockings from previous runs over the year) and as i went to corner, i went to far to the inside.

    as i come around the apex, there is a white truck coming right at me, less than 10 feet away. i swerve right and superman off my board, slide belly first across two lanes, into a ditch, and then into the forest down hill. somehow i did a 180 so i went feet first into the forest and i missed all the rocks and trees.

    pretty much stared death in the face on that one.
    Yeah I have 75mph hairpin cornering incidents all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alpha06 View Post
    Yeah I have 75mph hairpin cornering incidents all the time.
    Who doesn't?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alpha06 View Post
    Yeah I have 75mph hairpin cornering incidents all the time.
    only assholes use the imperial system.

    are you an asshole?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Mullet View Post
    As promised...
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    ... if you see a car... in a street... in the middle... parked... how is it possible to run into it?

    really?

    LOL

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    Default Re: And thats when the OH SH!T light came on....

    at about 18 seconds

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    Quote Originally Posted by B_Dubya_B View Post
    only assholes use the imperial system.

    are you an asshole?
    Nah im just an ignorant American vacationing in Europe/Studying a broad.
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    Default Re: And thats when the OH SH!T light came on....

    Quote Originally Posted by B_Dubya_B View Post
    only assholes use the imperial system.

    are you an asshole?
    Obvious troll is obvious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alpha06 View Post
    Nah im just an ignorant American vacationing in Europe/Studying a broad.
    I love studying broads!

    where in the netherlands are you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barf View Post
    Obvious troll is obvious.
    sarcastic troll is failure?
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    Default Re: And thats when the OH SH!T light came on....

    At 3:35 adam eats it nice and good, and then I fall due to object fixation and rocks that were spilled into the road. Yup, head over heals at aboot 35-40.


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    Default Re: And thats when the OH SH!T light came on....

    Well at least your board didnt get too damaged from the looks of it
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    Default Re: And thats when the OH SH!T light came on....

    oh shlts are just a little spice for life

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    Default Re: And thats when the OH SH!T light came on....

    Just wait until you guys see the boom cam footy of me avoiding a brand new merc that happened to be in a tight 180 switchback with 5 riders flying behind me....

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    Default Re: And thats when the OH SH!T light came on....

    Quote Originally Posted by Bombing Brother Dustin View Post
    At 3:35 adam eats it nice and good, and then I fall due to object fixation and rocks that were spilled into the road. Yup, head over heals at aboot 35-40.
    Am I the only one who skipped right to 3:35?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Mullet View Post
    As promised...
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    What you guys don't pendy in Ontario? Hah just kidding. But seriously...

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