Extreme Downhill Sliding

**cruiser12** · 04-30-2008 06:30 PM

Originally Posted by leafdarking

Why can't women parallel park?

Because men tell them this *hold hands about 4" apart* is 12 inches.

yeah, that one's better when you can actually see the hands...

a man runs over a woman...whose fault is it?
the mans, he shouldnt have been driving in the kitchen

**longboardorific** · 04-30-2008 06:48 PM

Originally Posted by cruiser12

a man runs over a woman...whose fault is it?
the mans, he shouldnt have been driving in the kitchen

lollin
why did the man run over the woman
because he didnt see her around a blind corner

**midnite-cruiser** · 04-30-2008 08:20 PM

She french-fried when she should have pizza'ed...

Never ride hills wearing flip flops, its one of my cardinal rules. I wiped out in a surf shop just STANDING on a mini wearing flip flops. I felt like the biggest kook ever. Then later my buddy broke all the smaller toes on his right foot wiping out on a hill because of them. Not that I think any type of shoe would have saved this dumb broad.

**longboardorific** · 05-01-2008 05:27 AM

Originally Posted by midnite-cruiser

She french-fried when she should have pizza'ed...

Never ride hills wearing flip flops, its one of my cardinal rules. I wiped out in a surf shop just STANDING on a mini wearing flip flops. I felt like the biggest kook ever. Then later my buddy broke all the smaller toes on his right foot wiping out on a hill because of them. Not that I think any type of shoe would have saved this dumb broad.

i ride floridian hills in flip flops. but those arent hills.

and im in your sig!

**The hippie from skog�s** · 05-01-2008 05:47 AM

This video would make a great avatar.

**ZampraZ** · 05-01-2008 07:06 AM

Who bails like that? Lol

**suckyskatergirl** · 07-06-2008 05:38 PM

ahhahahahahahahahha that was the funniest thing ever. i dislike girl skaters. no. i dislike girl skaters who dont try to actually skate and do it to look cute. and thats what she gets for skating in flip flops

**TheKraken** · 07-06-2008 06:03 PM

Originally Posted by longboardorific

lollin
why did the man run over the woman
because he didnt see her around a blind corner

lol anti-joke.

* How many penguins does it take to cover a doghouse?

Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

**TheKraken** · 07-06-2008 06:09 PM

Heres a joke...

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Sally has no arms.

**DK525** · 07-06-2008 06:23 PM

will someone put a SFers face on it and move on...

**longboardorific** · 07-06-2008 06:30 PM

Originally Posted by TheKraken

lol anti-joke.

* How many penguins does it take to cover a doghouse?

Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

ha, i read my post and was like, how is that funny, what was i thinking?
then i read your post and got it
whats funnier than cancer?
everything

**drummerjamesh** · 07-06-2008 08:05 PM

my girlfriend tried going down a hill about like that while i was right behind her. she started saying she was going to fast so I told her to run it out. resulted in a face plant rather like that one...

in her defense she loves longboarding, just in parking lots...

**TheKraken** · 07-06-2008 09:33 PM

Originally Posted by longboardorific

whats funnier than cancer?
everything

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust

**BoMbHiLlS92** · 07-06-2008 09:56 PM

that #### was funny

**longboardorific** · 07-06-2008 11:06 PM

Originally Posted by TheKraken

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust

laughing out loud

...so then i said "THATS NOT MY WIFE, actually i think it might be"

**TheKraken** · 07-07-2008 10:40 AM

How do you make a clown stop smiling?

Hit him with an axe.

Why did the banana explode?

Because it was a grenade.

**speshlspeclsteak** · 07-07-2008 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by drummer pig

Aw, she was hot, too.

not anymore. not that i would want to date anyone dumb enough to skate in flipflops

**jake.g** · 07-07-2008 02:11 PM

Originally Posted by The Kraken

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust

A man walks into a pub.

He is an alcoholic whose drinking problem is destroying his family.

**boardingkaos** · 07-07-2008 03:07 PM

why do ducks have flat feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

To stomp out burning ducks.

**jaxxstatic** · 07-07-2008 03:17 PM

Real jokes (you gotta say these out loud):
What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink?
Wah-tah!
Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?
Foh drizzle
What does Snoop Dogg use to clean his clothes?
Bleeyatch
my little cousin told me these