Jerzee-Round 2

[Momona Boe]

so you're saying that Sensei has a funner a$$ than me?



Hey, get a room you two!!!

Yeah, who was the one trying to grab my as$ in the group photo yesterday? How many times do I have to tell ya, I require you at least buy me dinner first! I'm not some cheap floosy

Hahahahahahaha!!!! Guilty as charged!!!
Sorry, I was all charged up at the thought of going to jail, courtesy of your local law, and I was just practicing for the showers

[Sensei]

Yeah, I should've warned ya about that. Funny, they harassed you, they've harassed me while skating, yet they did nothing to my neighbors who were blasting salsa in their backyard until 1am like they do every weekend

[Mr. Zogs]

just to clue you guys in, just off of liberty there is a road thats slightly inclined, not great for slalom but still fun, so you could bring your slaloms as well

[tyler87]

I don't know about Holdrum, that's where we would park and it is a pretty popular sidestreet.

Whatever we fo we don't want to attract TO MUCH attention because cops are dicks there. It will help if we all have helmets and pads on, don't litter and keep the noise level down we won't be harrassed by the cops.

[Mr. Zogs]

well yeah, holdrum is a popular side street, but i setup one run along the side by the houses and left it there, and nobody minded, but yeah, pads and a helmet, and not bein way too loud

[george]

tyler, did you find a board?

[Mr. Zogs]

just a question tyler, does anthony have any not used speedboards rite now, that george could possibly use?

[Mr. Zogs]

alrite guys, ill be back from the beach at the latest around 3, so we could start this thing around then, and ill be there, cause you kno, im the life of the party

[tyler87]

No board, and no, ant doesn't have any extras.

Allright, it is on for sunday. Pm me if you want to come, and I will hook you up with directions and what not. My mom decided that she will grill and we will have drinks and the whole shebang.

Terrain- Three hills-from moderate to balls to the wall.

Boards-Bring a serious speed board and a slider. I find sliding is a good way to get used to the hill before you start going crazy on it.

Other Stuff- Helmet, Pads and Gloves are A MUST!!!!!! Also if anyone wants to bring drinks and stuff again that's cool.


Time-Meet at my house between 12:30 and 1:30, we might push it to 2 if need be but let me know what's up either with a pm or and im.

[Mr. Zogs]

magnolia should rule with like 10 people on it, ill try to meet you guys on liberty, slidin liberty and sibbald are lots of fun, and i think we could pull off some slalom on holdrum possibly, or even if we want we could do it sorta at the bottom of liberty, or even on the side road by sibbald, all i kno is that i wanna do it all

[Sensei]

Sounds good! I'll bring my sliding setup too, just one of you has to teach me how to slide I can do old stand up slides a little, but coleman's and stuff have evaded my grasp.

On a side note, I took a pretty high speed slam yesterday. I was going faster then I normally go, trying to build up my speed tolerance by starting higher and higher on one hill and then cutting onto a side street and back up another hill. Well I didn't notice some asshat's car that went down the side street dripped a trail of fluid down the center. went to carve into the street, wheels hit fluid, as$ hit ground. Turner's-want to fall? just add water. I got some road rash and a scraped up knee, nothing major. My scab count has gone dramaticly up this summer. 8)

[tyler87]

Hey man that's how you learn.

[Mr. Zogs]

hey guys, in colorado theres the mile high rollers, in san diego theres the ninja bomb squad, there are other names for groups too, so what are we? the joyzee stinkers? now we need to adopt a name if these sessions continue, or maybe im just an idiot and need to be shot, please pick the first choice thoh

[tyler87]

I suggest "The Wiseguys" of maybe "The Jersey Devils", or if you want to go really bad and lose all respect for ourselves "The DoucheBags"

Personally, my vote is with "The Wiseguys".

[Mr. Zogs]

"The Fatty Mc Fat-Fat Fatcakes"

[tyler87]

That's not from family guy at all.

[Mr. Zogs]

is it seriously? holy moly, i totally know it was from that, i just remember hearin it once and thot it was cool

[Sensei]

How bout the DAGGERS!!! Then we can have jousts at empty ditches with the ramp locals!!!


The whole "douchebag" thing came about because a certain group came on here and were all serious about their group like they were a street gang or something, so I figured I'd poke fun at it a little. Plus I think it would be funny if we entered races or posted pics under the NJ Doouchebags. If you can't laugh at yourself every once in a while your taking things way too seriously.

You guys want to come up with some sort of name I'm all for it, but I think it should be something thought of during one of our sessions, not decided here.

[Mr. Zogs]

perfect response sensei, sort of an inside joke type thing that is just brought about at one of the sessions

[boot]

haha, agreed, sensei.
it's kinda like in middle school when i was perpetually starting bands with friends and we would have come up with like 10 names before we even practiced. (then when we did practice it was me vs. the boys who wanted to have a loogie contest- but my drumset was louder than all of their sissy acoustic guitars 8) )

anyway, thank you all for a great time on sunday. it was the first opportunity i've had to really carve a hill without having to worry about running into cars or a gajillion other people. it was also really great to try out a few of those myriad boards. i don't think philo and i will be able to make it to the next session, but we're definitely down for future gatherings. and for post-session bbq's!