NJ Sessions Thread

[Sensei]

Bob, dont worry about it dude. If you don't feel ready for gs, np, I won't pester you about it.

Yeah, I think I want to hit the hills a few more times before I'm ready. I'm getting better, the Vag is getting smaller. Plus, I want to get my own GS board and get it dialed in, and I gotta hold off on that for a while. I went a little crazy the past couple months, espically with how much the timing system was. If I buy another piece of skate gear right now the Wife will stab me in the eye with a ruby red crayola.

but I'll train you guys like Ralph Maccio to be ready.

Right on, were gettin a montage!!

Jersey Slalom Hero, Noah Henlie is in Red Bank and has been made aware that you guys are rolling. He's excited to join when it warms up. I'll hook you up.

Thanks Joe. I look foward to skating with you guys as soon as this weather warms up.

so is my a$$

So is your pink suede thong

[Sensei]

Check it out!!! I'm totally ready to train like Ralph Machio!!!

I have to warn you though, this picture makes me look like a total badas$, like more badas$ then Chuck Norris.

All right, you've been warned:

[Momona Boe]

BEST............F_UCKIN'..................PICTURE. ..............EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


That kicks so much a$$, I have to go out and rent even MORE a$$ for it to kick!!!!!!!!

[tyler87]

Joe, thats awesome man! thank in advance for the hook up.

[nervous ned]

hey tyler, PM me with details about the trip...

[tyler87]

AWWWW LOOK AT BIG TOUGH KARATE MAN'S LITTLE BABY FACE!!!!!!


I dont know, its a toss up between Dr. Feel Good and Mr. Machio for nicknames bob

[Sensei]

Damn, took you long enough!! Your starting to slip Junior!


Oooooh! Can I be the other guy from the Karate Kid? You know, the guy that says "put em in a body bag Johnny!!" ???

[Momona Boe]

DOOOOOOOOOOOOODES!!!!

I totally forgot the BEST part of Saturday's session - did you guys happen to have KRock 92.3 on in the car after we left Badlands???

Jeezus Christ on a pogo stick, I swear on my dead father's grave - Dr Feelgood came on just as I made that left at Dunkin Donuts!!!!!!!

[Sensei]

No- I'm going to guess at that moment we were listening to Slayer- Seems to be our session's theme music lately.

Although I bet Tyler switches it to Poison once we all leave

[tyler87]

No- I'm going to guess at that moment we were listening to Slayer- Seems to be our session's theme music lately.

Although I bet Tyler switches it to Poison once we all leave

Hey man, every rose has its thorn.

[Momona Boe]

I LOVE you guys!!!!!!!!!

[tyler87]

Thanks for bringing in the snow bob!!!!


It took me 40 minutes to get home from park ridge last night. And thats with driving on the parkway.

[nervous ned]

24" of snow today in NYC; we're thinking about dropping in on the snow-covered half pipe.

[Sensei]

Try shoveling out TWO freaking houses, including cars, all with a severe hangover

The first person at work tomorrow that mentions something stupid about the snow, like "boy, get enough snow or what?" is getting a swift kick in the balls


Oh, and I actually got to skate my Zigzags before it started snowing, so it wasn't my fault

[tyler87]

What duros did you get?


Also, I read your post on "the other site" about how in the Death Race, weapons are encouraged. That got me thinking....WE SHOULD DRESS UP LIKE GWAR!!!!

You can be Beefcake the Mighty, for well, obvious reasons

But I so call the Sexectioner, I mean come on.. that is so me

[Sensei]

HELL YEAH!! BEEFCAKE!!!! He's always been my favorite anyway. Been meaning to get a tattoo of him for a long time.

You know they went through like 5 Beefcake's already? Everyone of them had to be a big fat as$ so they didn't have to make a new costume.

How funny would that be going flying past the security booth dressed up as GWAR

Oh, the Zigs I got two sets of the lemon lime split, 83a and 80a. I put the 66's on that kmart mini, and the 70's are going on my Hybrid coffin as soon as the weather and the roads get better. Them's for racing.

The 66's I tried are ******** awesome. All hype aside, there the nicest wheels I've rode in a real long time. They's was made for pumpin.

[tyler87]

Im placing an order for 3 sets of the 66's (lemon, lime, orange), and then another 2 sets of grippins for hs/gs.

[mac n cheese]

does anyone know of some NJ races going on. it would be pretty sweet if there were races goin on like during the spring and summer.

[Sensei]

Yes, there will be plenty. Just be patient. The dates should start getting set up after Feb. once the weather stabilizes a bit. Kinda hard to try and plan a race when its 50 degrees one day and 20 with two feet of snow the next, you know what I mean?

[tyler87]

Hey Bob,

are we still on for thursday night?