NJ Sessions Thread

**Sensei** · 03-13-2006 10:20 AM

Nice safety yellow jacket Fats, that would match my safety yellow Protec perfectly

**nervous ned** · 03-13-2006 12:57 PM

jersey dweebs, i just noticed how ridiculously many message posted to the events thread in this last year. even more insane, 20,653 views. i guess there is an audience for crass humor and fart jokes after all.

**Sensei** · 03-13-2006 01:13 PM

WOOHOO, WHERE TOTALLY WASTING BANDWITH!!!!

What would really shock you, is if you divided that number of posts against the number of sessions we actually all got together and had

I think the formula goes something like this:

Hey you guys wanna skate on XXX at XXX???

fart joke
insult
insult
douchebag joke
New Jersey joke
insult
insult
actual reply
insult
actual reply
b!tching and moaning
b!tching and moaning
Sexual humor
insult
reply

8)

**nervous ned** · 03-13-2006 01:38 PM

Just saw this on the comedy central website:
Do you know why New Yorkers are always so depressed?
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

(the truth of the matter of the fact!)

**Sensei** · 03-15-2006 10:25 AM

So what's everybody doing this Saturday??

COME OUT AND RUN SOME CONES, YA DOUCHEBAGS!!!

Tyler and I will be out Saturday and we'll have the timing system out to once again prove that he is faster then I am. It would be nice to see just how much faster everyone else is compared to me too!!!

We could have a little mini race! First prize will be, um........I won't hold you down and fart on you? ( I would normally offer a pie, but I'm a little strapped for cash at the moment)

Plus I just got some sage advice on course setting from Joe-bee one Conolii, so it should be all good!!

What else do you have to do? Take pictures? Make skateboards? Screw your customers!!

I think were going to be at St. Andrews chuch by T's house. We would be at IHA, but there having the Special Olympics there. I know we'd fit right in, but Slalom's not even in the Special Olympics yet

The hill by St. Andrews looks to be pretty good, not too fast, not too slow.

C'mon B!TCHES!!!!! 8)

**Momona Boe** · 03-15-2006 10:44 AM

Hahahahahahaha!!!!

Nice post!!

And Nedly - that quote is deadly accurate

Sorry Sens, I gotta go to a surprise birthday party on Saturday after a gig in Morristown Friday night

ouch!

Hey Junior, how was Ohio? Well other than the rainout

**Sensei** · 03-15-2006 11:00 AM

Fats- It's a surprise party right?

SURPRISE!!! I DIDN'T SHOW UP!!!

What could be better then that?

Ned, come into the light, don't mind the smell.

**Momona Boe** · 03-15-2006 12:11 PM

Hahahahaha!!!

Nah, I gotta go - it's my "daughter"'s party*

*not my actual daughter, but I DID walk her down the aisle at her wedding

**tyler87** · 03-15-2006 07:45 PM

Its okay fats, your "the don", you have to do things like that

**Momona Boe** · 03-16-2006 06:29 AM

So there's a possibility of Sunday?

Where? When?

**Sensei** · 03-16-2006 06:51 AM

What's easiest for you Fatty? I was thinking me and Junior could come up by you for a change, and we could setup at that school before those pee-wee football little bastards start taking it over again?

But if Mike's coming up from South Jersey, that might be alittle hard.

What says ye, Junior?

**tyler87** · 03-16-2006 08:31 AM

Ill talk to mike tonight and ask if hes coming up on sunday, if not, well go hit up Fatboy's place.

**Momona Boe** · 03-16-2006 08:34 AM

Really? you wanna come all the way out here?

I gotta think football is over and the school should be clear

Gimme a call on Sunday

**Sensei** · 03-16-2006 10:10 AM

Hey, why not, you come all the way down here. Besides, I like that spot.

**nervous ned** · 03-16-2006 12:33 PM

i still want to shoot a zombie video this summer; i like the idea of filming at that haunted road out in Boe country, the one from weird nj. there's one scene i was thinking a few days ago with a bunch of zombies from the woods chasing you guys, and you make your getaway by slaloming through those orange cones at a road construction site. the zombies keep falling over cones like bumbling idiots, because they're stupid brainless slow monsters. of course, one rider clips the side of a cone and falls down injuring his ankle, leaving him behind to be torn apart by the zombies in a brutal bloodbath.