NJ Sessions Thread

[Sensei]

I'm going to run cones thrusday.

Who wears short-shorts?

[roastbeef540]

ty wears short short?

sweet jesus if you could have only seen what he did to get this girl out of our room in vermont last year.... hahahaha

[tyler87]

I dry humped her wearing only girls track shorts and my bo jangles popped out and hit her in the face

Oh god, the things I do with my life.


To everyone:

I ordered more cones, like 30 of them, so well be able to set bigger more advanced courses.

Also, we need to start posting more, those dirty San Diegoians are catching up to us. Are we going to let those Whale's ****** living creeps out do us?

[Sensei]

I dry humped her wearing only girls track shorts and my bo jangles popped out and hit her in the face

I'm phuckin dyin' over here

Your new name is phuckin Bo Jangals!!!!!

MR. BOOOOOOO JANGALS

[Sensei]

what the ***** is this oops sh!t???? I guess they even cut out the little ways to swear now? Bush is ******** it up for everyone

[tyler87]

I actually out grew the name bo jangles.

I like Junior better.

[roastbeef540]

how come i dont get any ******* oopses?

[Sensei]

I don't ******** know, maybe there watching me since I have a filthy ******** mouth.

It's all a conspiricy.

Timer now has a fresh set of batteries in every emitter and "receiver"

What a pain in the balls that was.

What's up for this weekend? Skateboarding? Okay.

[Momona Boe]

when you type p_huck you get the oops!


okay, so what time tonight?

My car is loaded

Got a new deck for you guys to try out

[Sensei]

Right on Fatty!!! How's the foot feelin?

We normally get to Ikea between 6 and 6:30.

In either direction your coming from, your going to have to take Ikea Dr. That puts you in about the same place. Drive under the building in the first entrance you see, and go all the way to the back, you'll see us. try not to hit any of the popsicle flippers, there everywhere.

No stopping and picking up kitchen ware

I'll bring the timer tonight then too, and we can have a sh!tty stupid race!!

That is, provided I figure out how to get through the offsets tonight.

Or if you bring your cones Fatty, we could set both courses up, and leave the timer on the cyber course for anyone wanting to get times. We only need another 25 cones. I'll leave it up to you guys tonight.

[Momona Boe]

Cool! Yeah, I have my cones so we can set up whatever you want course-wise.

I'll come down after work. If I'm early, I might have to stop at Ash........

[Momona Boe]

oh, and I'll have this to try out.....

[Sensei]

That's awesome! I used to roll j.........oh never mind

Did you happen to throw the Junior six wheeler in your car? I'm dying to try a six with all the bickering going on about them on the "vatican"

[Momona Boe]

yup, the 6 is in! I haven't ridden it either!

Almost everything in my car has something new on it - ZigZags, lathed Radikal bushings, different Khiros, new decks. Hopefully I can dial everything in pretty quick

[Noah]

Hi, I'm new to this forum. Forgive me to not reading the history to know what's currently happening, but I'm stoked to know that there's some slalom\longboard momentum in NJ. I'm in Middletown (central NJ) and have some great spots to ride. Anyone riding this weekend?

[Sensei]

Don't worry, I'll be wrenching on my setup all night too, trying to get more turn out of my front truck. It's going to kill me since I know I have the board dialed for cyber, but I gotta get through dem offsets.

It might be bad for my mental health to have both courses up tonight, but screw it 8)

[Momona Boe]

Hi, I'm new to this forum. Forgive me to not reading the history to know what's currently happening, but I'm stoked to know that there's some slalom\longboard momentum in NJ. I'm in Middletown (central NJ) and have some great spots to ride. Anyone riding this weekend?

Aloha Noah - welcome aboard!

See, Joe wasn't kidding - there ARE guys in Jersey doing slalom

Sooooo......when are we gonna have a clinic/race at the Arts Center?

[tyler87]

Noah,

We usually skate duing the weekends, escpecially if its nice out. Pm either me or sensei some time to maybe set up a date to skate.

[Joe & Nick]

NJ Boys,

Go to Noah ASAP. He's got mad skillz and a fat stash of gear. He beat a couple of worls and US champions at the Dixie Cup last year.

Schedule something in NJ with him and I'd expect you'll get a good turn out.

You might encourage him to join you for the MA contest.

Joe

[tyler87]

Oh thats right Joe, i think you told me about him.