NJ Fall Jam: What you need

[Sensei]

Your longboard ( ), wheelbarrel, little red wagon or anything that rolls and doesn't strap to your feet (unless you got high top 70's roller skates, a ghetto blaster and sportin a huge afro )

Warm clothes: weather is supposed to be 49 degrees, partly cloudy. That's a little on the cold side. Windburn sucks, so if you plan on hittin the hills, dress for it. Sorry, I can't control the weather. If you'd like we can go to NYC and look for Al Rowker and force feed him doughnuts till he's jolly and fat again, but I can't predict what the weather will be.

Lunch: Bring food or money for food, there's pizza places and sandwich places all over this town. If anyone wants to bring a small grill I will gladly chip in on burgers and dogs. Sorry guys, I can't provide food like Rick did. I don't own a company and I just moved in to a new apartment, so times are tight. I'm drinking Natural Ice for christ's sake!

Liquid: Water, gatorade, camel pee, whatever floats your boat. If your of age and want to bring adult beverages, go ahead. Just remember, I am not responsible for your befoonary. I am simply providing a meeting place and knowledge of spots around it.

Pads: Some of the hills are pretty big, so you might want your brain bucket and what not. If your too stupid or too tough for pads, go right ahead. I'm not responsible for your injuries. I'll gladly call the ambulence for you.

Thats about it. Please remember this is no way a proffessional type thing, just a gathering of longboarders to have a good time. I can't control the weather or the local police ( but I don't forsee any problems). The streets are not closed, but the hills have little traffic since there in a townhouse community type deal.

See you all Saturday! Look for signs on Diamond Bridge Ave or a big fat guy riding a six foot coffin up and down the street! Any questions post em here 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

[Momona Boe]

Cool!!

You might want to try Shaeffer or Milwaukee's Best or good 'ol PBR if you're pinchin' pennies!

[Sensei]

Do they still make Shaeffer? PBR is good, But I will not touch Milwaukee's Beast! Blah.

You'll see me on Saturday with my cheap swill of Naty Ice. 5 bucks for 12, 5.9 percent in each one! Can't beat it. 8)

And no I'm not an alcoholic, they go to meetings.

[Sensei]

Hey anybody got a stop watch for the giant slalom? I don't know if lbk is coming and bringing his fancy smancy timing thing or what (i'm pretty sure thats who brought it to Rick's right?) It would be nice to have one just in case.

[Sensei]

FOR THOSE COMING TOMMOROW, BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR WHITE POSTERBOARD SIGNS ON DIAMOND BRIDGE AVE, THEY'LL DIRECT YOU.

I plan on skating up and down the street a few times so if you see me I can point you in the right direction. I'm posting a sign right at the park entrance. If you get there and I'm not there yet just hang out in the picnic area section (If you feel the need to see-saw then feel free, they have a most excellent swing set and spring horse thingys )

SEE YOU TOMMORROW!!!!!!!!!
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