Kamchatka Peninsula Longboarders?

**raven6241** · 12-03-2003 03:36 PM

Hey kiddies,

Since the pub was so successful, I've decided that that the kitchen is no longer needed since people aren't eating, just drinking it seems...

Anyways, I figure that there are some budding poets out there. Grab a coffee, stand on the oven, and talk about how that chick broke your heart.

Or just use the coffee as a come down from the alcahol, I don't really care.

Anyways, someone post something, I've got coffee to brew now AS WELL AS serving you guys beer.

**oldschoolwax** · 12-03-2003 03:56 PM

Hey Mr. Avitar, has my loan come through yet?

**raven6241** · 12-03-2003 04:14 PM

Originally Posted by oldschoolwax

Hey Mr. Avitar, has my loan come through yet?

Saying 'yes' is my biggest lie yet.

**Longboardloser** · 12-03-2003 04:15 PM

[Storms kitchen with crack unit of Anti-Poetry Agents]
Get down! I've been sent to shut down this sinful den of college poetry!
Get your angsty-teen arses in the van we're going downtown!

**raven6241** · 12-03-2003 04:18 PM

Emo concert downtown is there? Need us for lyrics??

What's wrong with Beatnik poets??

Roses are red
Violets are blue
My heart is in pain
Because of you.

Roses are red
Violets suck
You take me downtown
And I'll beat you to ****

I could have sworn, but the censoring gives it more ARTISTIC INTEGRITY!!!!

**enjoisoad** · 12-03-2003 04:29 PM

beans beans .....

*enjoisoad grabs a handfull fo dohnuts from the table and bolts*

**fool_in_the_rain** · 12-03-2003 06:02 PM

step on me step on me step on me, get a shovel.
- taratunla poetry

ahh... gary larson.

**raven6241** · 12-03-2003 07:36 PM

Haha, I read that today.

Far Side rules.

**Surly** · 12-03-2003 08:02 PM

the wind whips my hair
as my urethane screams pain
the deck cries mary

**raven6241** · 12-03-2003 08:45 PM

God Surly, you just have to write 'normally' and we'd consider it poetry.

**Surly** · 12-03-2003 08:50 PM

count the freakin
paragraphs, corvine
i actually did haiku

**stitches** · 12-03-2003 08:51 PM

Originally Posted by raven6241

Emo concert downtown is there? Need us for lyrics??

What's wrong with Beatnik poets??

Roses are red
Violets are blue
My heart is in pain
Because of you.

Roses are red
Violets suck
You take me downtown
And I'll beat you to ****

I could have sworn, but the censoring gives it more ARTISTIC INTEGRITY!!!!

dude that RULES!! thats so awesome

hangon while i build up some angst!!!

**raven6241** · 12-03-2003 09:11 PM

Originally Posted by Surly

count the freakin
paragraphs, corvine
i actually did haiku

Oh, I noticed that
I meant just post normally
Flower in the breeze.

I mean.... something...

**stitches** · 12-03-2003 09:15 PM

raven you're a dork
to make it a haiku the
subject needs nature

**raven6241** · 12-03-2003 09:18 PM

I'm sorry Josh that I continue to suck
When it comes to rhymes I'm out of luck
My poems are ****
I don't care one bit
And now with the obligitory ****.

**stitches** · 12-03-2003 09:22 PM

I think I'll duck
out of this lame lit.
i never listened in english, so i'm out of luck
and i always did suck
at poems cause i couldn't sit
still for very long... on how to end this i'm stuck...

YES - I RULE!

**raven6241** · 12-03-2003 09:26 PM

Finally, Stitches proves he is able to
Undertake poetry and he has shown that he is
Cabable of such a feat, so much so that he
Kicks arse at it too!
Eventually, the patterns will be overused
Ruining what could have been a slighty amusing thread.

**stitches** · 12-03-2003 09:30 PM

I could only tell that was poetry
because I'd expected it to be
so please, when you rhyme
make it a real one, see
and do it right this time
although, My rhythm is as bad as thee..