[Storms kitchen with crack unit of Anti-Poetry Agents]
Get down! I've been sent to shut down this sinful den of college poetry!
Get your angsty-teen arses in the van we're going downtown!
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I'm sorry Josh that I continue to suck
When it comes to rhymes I'm out of luck
My poems are ####
I don't care one bit
And now with the obligitory ####.