Swamp ####

**mateo** · 06-14-2009 12:37 AM

so me and 2 other guys are going to check out this abandoned pool in houston to skate
well we get there and its super sketchy theres trees and bushes all around the pool and we cant even see it plus it is dark and we have no flash light

so finally we find a way threw all the bushes to get to the pool well i was the first one threw and the other guys were still kinda far behind me
there was a little bit of like mostly form the moon but not enough to really see anyhting but so as im waling threw the brush i can kinda see the pool and it looks like its perfectly clean and easily skateable

so finally when i get to the pool i look at it and immediately jump in thinking its only like 3-4 feet deep and ill just walke around it and make sure its skateable
but to my surprise when i jumped in the surface broke and what i thought was clean cement was only black algie, tree sap, and other #### coating that surface

keep in mind im ready to skate so im fully clothed with a board in my hand knee pads on wrist guards on and a helmet on the second i hit the water i realize im in the deep in and i cant touch its like 12 feet deap and and im splashing around un able to see anything i go to reach for the edge to pull myself out but the water level is down and i cant reach the edge
i cant see #### im freakin out and i have no clue what is in this water this pool has been abandoned for atleast 10 years

so im still splashing around freaking out and i can feel things in the water and i have no clue what im touching idk if its a dead animal tree branches or what so im freakin out even more

finally im able to reach the edge and pool myself out of the pool the second i get out i strip down till im just in my shorts and we walk back to the car im soking wet covered in algie and who knows what else i smell like complete ####

so finally we drive around to try and find a REAL pool that i can jump in and clean off and in the process of that i get hit on by some gay guys and one tells me that i should jsut go run around naked

then finally we find some sprinklers so i go to those to rinse off and we go to krogers and buy a towl so i can dry off then we finally got back to my car i came home and took a shower then still felt dirty so i took another one

as much as i hated the situation it was extremely funny at the same time

now my friends have named me swamp co*k and we are going back there in the day time with a pump, draining it and skating the crap out of that pool.

**Rarrazz** · 06-14-2009 12:46 AM

Hahaha, that's pretty funny.. good luck with that pool later ;P

**Daniel M.** · 06-14-2009 01:34 AM

Wow man that's nuts. I can imagine. Thanks for the detailed story.

**mateo** · 06-14-2009 01:41 AM

Originally Posted by Daniel M.

Wow man that's nuts. I can imagine. Thanks for the detailed story.

i tried to make it as brief as possible theres alot more detail and crazy stuff that i wont get into like cops, ghetto neighbor hood, running through a neighbor hood in only shorts no shirt shoes or anything, jumping fences more running around half naked.

**wardlarson** · 06-14-2009 02:25 AM

pics of the running around naked plz

**FatboyLovesHills** · 06-14-2009 09:28 AM

quality *thumbs up*

**mateo** · 06-14-2009 09:39 AM

Originally Posted by wardlarson

pics of the running around naked plz

no pics of nakedness but i think one of the guys took pics of my covered in $hit

**wardlarson** · 06-14-2009 12:14 PM

thats good enough lets see those saucy pixxxx

**Jessero** · 06-14-2009 12:33 PM

Originally Posted by mateo

i tried to make it as brief as possible theres alot more detail and crazy stuff that i wont get into like cops, ghetto neighbor hood, running through a neighbor hood in only shorts no shirt shoes or anything, jumping fences more running around half naked.

Reading your story made me laugh out loud because i could picture that kind of *$%^ happening to me. Post the details, despite the fact that you are now have legionairres disease from the swamp water

it sounds like you had a night you arent going to forget at least.