wanna here stupid

[pennypusher]

so here i am at the computer wrapping up the days work and staring at me over in the corner the 31 inch pool /street board ,so i get up all cool and place it in the middle of the room on a shag throw down rug.
now i am thinking to myself i could easily ollie in here"why not if i fall the shag is soft"
so bamm i pop the board up a bit totally forgetting about the evil ceiling fan right above me spinning on high.
OUCH,DAMN,SON OF BITCH caught the fan blade right in the forehead.
had i got the ollie up about 9 more inches it would have been fan blade decapitation.
scale 1-10 10 on the stupid scale?

[TM_Cruzer]

4-5
8 for spelling hear wrong.

10iprollywouldhavedoneittoosificouldollie

[anatharc]

hahahahahhahahahahahahaha

5 for hiting the fan hahahahhahaha


7 for not wearing a helmet?

[8ftbed]

...7 for not wearing a helmet?

bwaaaahaha, good one!

A story to be told to your kids as an example why you don't play in the house.

I'll give you 7 back though - I totally admire a cat that will tell stories on himself and laugh.

(note to self: no ollies (as if) in the living room)

[dutchmenred]

Ireland:7.5 China:8.0 France:9.5 Napal:8.5 Japan:9.0

good scores all across the board sept for the drunk irish guy but you know, what are you gunna do right?

[igotscars]

How stupid did u feel after the incident?

[rosewood thief]

11

.......

[riley_bombs]

i give it a 3, cuz i can top it.

true story my dad told me when i was around 9 or 10 that when i was a baby he would bounce me on his knee really high. and not like a foot but few feet in the air and you guessed it, one day he bounced me too high and when i got to the peak *fwapfwapfwap* right off the top of my head. he said i had a look on my face like "wtf asshol".

[Griff223]

How tall are You?
How high did u ollie?
How low is the fan?

The description makes me think you have a low fan or you are very tall.

[pennypusher]

How tall are You?
How high did u ollie?
How low is the fan?

The description makes me think you have a low fan or you are very tall.

not to tall.. low fan.. ceiling 8 feet,then fan hangs down about a foot
and i am 5"11
believe me i cant ollie park benches or anything.
figure the board is 4-5 inches high,so i didnt have to pop very high to wack myself.
that #### hurt.
skating thru the kitchen one time i wiped out and banged my head on the corner of a counter.

[Bookworm]

edit: misunderstood post.

[8ftbed]

Ireland:7.5 China:8.0 France:9.5 Napal:8.5 Japan:9.0

good scores all across the board sept for the drunk irish guy but you know, what are you gunna do right?

[stringtheory]

Haha...oh man. I've got my hands in them a bunch of times forgetting they are there. But never my head!

[Ghost of York]

Probably an 8. But at least 3.25 of those points are for spelling "hear" wrong.

[smallss]

10 for making a thread out of it.

[ericspants]

MOST OUTRAGOUSLY IRONIC POST EVER!!!!!

The almost same thing happened to me 2 days ago except i was just jumping like a retard and it was the back of my head!

Were like brothers now!!!!
I GIVE YOU A 10!

[shredthegnar420alldaylong]

what is going on hair

[TM_Cruzer]

why are people saying here is spelt (lol) like hear. they have different meanings. those people are 9.9 on the stupid scale

because the word "here" has no application in the title of this thread, whereas the word "hear" is completely relevant to the title...

retard

[shredthegnar420alldaylong]

o shiit my bad. i kept looking at the guys post and not the title. i was like wtf is going on hear. opps

[pakunga]

i give it a 3, cuz i can top it.

true story my dad told me when i was around 9 or 10 that when i was a baby he would bounce me on his knee really high. and not like a foot but few feet in the air and you guessed it, one day he bounced me too high and when i got to the peak *fwapfwapfwap* right off the top of my head. he said i had a look on my face like "wtf asshol".

ROFL im sorry but that #### was too funny especially after u have a few drinkins