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[nychka]

so i is 18 and frustrated with diss recession econmoy and need to make bills for college payment s so help i brotha out and he love will be mutua and more intenese from my end >>> i am pleased to announce the re launch of evs Custom Hand Selected and Perfected Sobo Disgner status longobords../,./$%%

hers the veryyyy hard selll for serious if you dont got money to drop on new decks jus quit reading.......

so 1st batch i will make verrrrrry lil money but its necessary because i dont have #### as a good reputaion but jus wait... youll all lov me mor then our spouse or girlfrined sooon.
Ev Will HAnd craft you a stndrd dek which will include....- fo 65-70 boness shipped if you live outside of boulder five bux lesss for hand delivery serivce....
+ sandiwch baltic brich constuct, 2 layers of 22oz grade A triaxialized f-glass, our really anytpe of glass , i jus have a big roll of triax in mah garage sooo.... illl cut you siker deal on triax which is tally bomb galss ne ways jus lil heavier but your not pusys right.....
+hand painted artsy kid graphics stndrd layer stencils for anygrpahic you can imagine (somebody order a blow job or pron borad plzzz... lol ill do that one totally cost lol)
+high quality completes too for 125-+++ for betta compnents i got wholesale hooksups fo buildin sooo.... gud deal etc... im thinkin stndrds will run as follwes

=+abec 11 or seismic wheel of choice
+= bony redz cheap not too shbby for speed durable
at the very minmum randalls but if this is a sucesss ill set up a fatty wholesale account with a sicker company....
+ custom stenciled grip dawgs imma #### outts room but not dun pushin..... new post

Every board will recieve a 5 $ budget priced but still freshnasty AA custom painted matchin teee in your choice of color!@#$%

[stephen.mhsrider]

at first i couldnt really decide if this was a spammer or not, im still unsure...it would definitely help your cause if you typed with PROPER spelling and grammar.

[nychka]

so i is 18 and frustrated with diss recession econmoy and need to make bills for college payment s so help i brotha out and he love will be mutua and more intenese from my end >>> i am pleased to announce the re launch of evs Custom Hand Selected and Perfected Sobo Disgner status longobords../,./$%%

hers the veryyyy hard selll for serious if you dont got money to drop on new decks jus quit reading.......

so 1st batch i will make verrrrrry lil money but its necessary because i dont have #### as a good reputaion but jus wait... youll all lov me mor then our spouse or girlfrined sooon.
Ev Will HAnd craft you a stndrd dek which will include....- fo 65-70 boness shipped if you live outside of boulder five bux lesss for hand delivery serivce....
+ sandiwch baltic brich constuct, 2 layers of 22oz grade A triaxialized vacbagger f-glass, our really anytpe of glass , i jus have a big roll of triax in mah garage sooo.... illl cut you siker deal on triax which is tally bomb galss ne ways jus lil heavier but your not pusys right.....
+hand painted artsy kid graphics stndrd layer stencils for anygrpahic you can imagine (somebody order a blow job or pron borad plzzz... lol ill do that one totally cost lol)
+high quality completes too for 125-+++ for betta compnents i got wholesale hooksups fo buildin sooo.... gud deal etc... im thinkin stndrds will run as follwes

=+abec 11 or seismic wheel of choice
+= bony redz cheap not too shbby for speed durable
at the very minmum randalls but if this is a sucesss ill set up a fatty wholesale account with a sicker company....
+ custom stenciled grip dawgs imma #### outts room but not dun pushin..... new post

Every board will recieve a 5 $ budget priced but still freshnasty AA custom painted matchin teee in your choice of color!@#$%

aight i will now intro duce the never before seen or concieved top shelf ev boards
- Exotic components if you wish naturally
- extremly thoughful graphix wit HOUSE OF KOLOr KANDY PAINT airbrushed
-constuction upgrade Vlams anybody???? der sick + my faveys to make and genreally mor sophfisticated
-materials upgrade im pullin out stops for you guys( any exotic venneer, balla ass foam cores, texalium, kevlar, carbon fiber , toally laced boards prrty much)
()*& these are bonfide custommms no set graphix erry ones gonna be different and equally sick whatev you want at no xtra cost>>>>>> i work hard and fast_eryy board is 80 % guarteed in firs three dayz and 100% guartteed in five


aight now that itz laid out time to throw on the dealz imma cut and paste what i posted on NS forum (my hompage brah) hers summa mo crack

bulleeve me the first lucky mutha who will order a top shelf custom board will receive the following sexual board pleasure: free better airbrushin on board and teee and auto in if they so select for my nxt sweeettt offer......./'[;[
since im an enterpising young man and need cash in a hurry im gonna try to set up a lil network of SF longboard pushas, so post up yo location personal resume age accredited high school gpa (dont lie im good at juging intel) in dis thread if you interested its an easy job i will ask for ten percent kickback to push my brand and sell my boards sooo....... make sum fat cash, meet new frinds and just lead a more rewarding day to day life what better job extits then a door to door longboard sales man working for a attention grabbing susprisingly handsome 18 year old bould a boi? ill answer it myself F8CKIN NOTHING....... (yeash i typed exTITS lol)

plz pass this offer to as many facey book good friends + hot girls in yo area code !!!!!!!


wait one last stunna of an offer... i did in mah other threads so imust drop here if i get 30 sloid boards orders from dis thread one very lucky lass or lad will win a completely freee setup courtesey of meeeeeeee yeahhhhhhh i know i gota yall interested...... might be top shelf ...... well see how many orders this reels in

1 more claim to sweeten this #### through the roof _ firs seven posters to utter the code word gimme wood and send bills for a board will receive a dsicount magical seven love package which plays out like...??:"
+ panited AA HOodie udgrade fo t-shirt pricing + oG Free teee
+ twp top shelf hooks (firs upgrade 100% free ; } 2nd 50 % offff Gz To Gentz
+freee dopeoo airbrushing on these exclusive batch

pix + video tomorrow to sweeten this #### even more and bring me street credz
i know your out there and want a longboard that i will make jack #### off of.....
So BUy BUy Buy BUY!!!!!!!!!!!!! yikes bedtime rip me off plz ruin my life even more....
post feedback ideas, hate flameing, and critiques here. MY finance career awaits nxt yr and my rents dumbasss have managed to loose 50 grand out of my college loan so today i said #### recession billz handouts ima ball my way out of this so goodbye 20 grand hello 25 gs of student loans so im basically ####ed wit out dis business for frist year (honorable) eh? leave money so at least little sis has chance

_I loooove you from my mack book pro (my girlfriend) and promise nice pix tomorow hail this weeks dead celbrittes Rip Mays / MJ. (btw both these face stencils ore goin on sombodys board asap.... that would be dope)

for nerds who see my lack of website and want a more general description of this budding indie skate shop im tryin to build becks thta combine all the best element sform my tree fave companys Insect, Rayne, Chicago, soooo .... yeahhhhhh
these are gonna be sum topppy qual decks with a vewwwy vewwwy limited production run seaon !st batch ends on aug 24~ move in day for colege boi~ so you really can buy yo crack and smkoe it tooo and oder a mutha f(f:ckin ev deck) sorry for this diaper of a thread i cant type for #### wen i dissss excited imma not dumby 29 act score no practice honors rope round my neck and 2 shakes of a magic wand away fro ib dipoloma dawg from a rich kid competitive high school in upscale south boulda . buy buy fin buy buy buy
ps . this love comes to colorado firs on this forum then immma send a real dope deck to silva fiah fo freee to review and release to errybody else (classy eh?) , smilye face availible to sea;l da deal

[nychka]

sppamma plz 20 % off your board if you order up **) once you see pics>>>>>> you jaws will drop i said jaws here because you already seem suspicious and other wordly so.... cheero pix + vids tomorrow brethern of the good book....
* hey plus i stay up till 5 20 makin threads and thinkin up great deals man.... you gonna love it dont worry

dont wry about noob fresh fish status im not the biggest fan of longboardin forums but have membered for four or five yahrs

[UkeMonkey]

No offence intended at all but......If you are very serious about your boards then congratulations and the best of luck.
I don't want to knock your spelling or the way you talk.
But business wise I think you should clean it up a little, I'm having a hard time understanding you.
With repect
Dave

[Tagsrover]

On a website where people HAVE been scammed by other members, new users, old users, start up businesses etc. your best chance is to look as professionally and serious and legit as possible. As of now i can barely understand what you have said. I'm not trying to knock the way you talk, just suggesting what i think will help your business. best of luck

[Blix]

Lol, it`s obviously a joke.

[haulinutz]

That hurt my brain to read.

[KyleWester]

yea... NO! Scam!

[Mile_High_Mark]

[hansonitisu]

Oh.... so THAT'S ebonics... I thought you just had to add izzy to everything.

[Delta]

I'm sold on one. Where do i send the money?

[Kaym]

. . . Meth is a hell of a drug.

[Clancy]

gimme wood and send bills for a board will receive a dsicount magical seven love package

Give you wood and I get a Magical love package you say...?

[KyleWester]

I'm sold on one. Where do i send the money?

Your an idiot.

[$tauberC]

Deity Speedboards!!!

[Delta]

Your an idiot.

lol


10 lolz

[haulinutz]

Deity Speedboards!!!

What he said^^

[KyleWester]

Your an idiot.

I'm glad you were kidding delta... and least i hope you were

[gspotornado]

Give you wood and I get a Magical love package you say...?

hmmm and what would ah shipping on that cost me? 2 for 1 deal? IOUs? You scratch my back I scratch yours? Can I get a what what?