Dirtbag Toms Birthday Outlaw

**mot** · 08-01-2009 01:42 AM

Okey dokey boys and girls, my birthdays comin up, and we are going to skateboard.
the course: four mile canyon
the day: august 20
the time: to be decided

This is a longer course with blind corners, guardrails, and the potential for real racing strategy to come into play. So of course I have to make it more interesting. The start will be a lemans style start (where everyones boards are set up on the line, and you run to them on the starting gun) with a twist. The twist? every rider has to spin for thirty seconds before running to their boards. Dont like my douchey rule? dont race hahaha!!!!! five bucks will get you in. Helmets and slide gloves required, leathers reccomended. there will be a party afterwards, location to be decided, all are welcome. Lets make this fun.
I encourage betting, drinking, and general sleazebaggery. the rules? there are none!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**KyleWester** · 08-01-2009 12:49 PM

Super STOKED I'll be there!

**mot** · 08-01-2009 01:05 PM

hell yeah kyle!

**karrot** · 08-01-2009 01:15 PM

ahahaha thats the coolest race start idea ive ever heard of
sounds like fun

**haulinutz** · 08-03-2009 08:36 PM

Im ###### in!

**ramseyb4** · 08-04-2009 09:34 PM

YouTube - dirtbagrattoss

dirtbag tom loves to throw dead things in your face!

and watch out for joel, he likes to break axles

YouTube - brokenaxle

**doc brown** · 08-04-2009 09:37 PM

ha! what a dick

**mot** · 08-05-2009 12:53 PM

that werent no rat boy, that there were a bird.
and you know what they say...
the birds the word.
hope to see yall at my race!!!
post up if you are coming, so i have an idea of what to expect.

**mot** · 08-09-2009 01:49 AM

update, location has been changed!!! norco outlaw three hill will be the location. but we race to the bottom. seriously, post up if you are coming, cause i will keep bumping this thing till people give me some info. time? be there anytime after five, racing will start at 6 45, 7.

**coop** · 08-09-2009 10:39 PM

F the location F the time your going down regardless

**sharpie_08** · 08-09-2009 11:59 PM

Im down to come norco 3 you say i've been itching to race there

PARTTY OVAAA HEEREEEEEE

**Delta** · 08-10-2009 12:06 AM

best of luck, sounds like maaad fun!

**Blackmore** · 08-10-2009 12:32 AM

dudeee maybe i might be in boulder then

**Tyriax** · 08-10-2009 04:34 PM

Well if you insist on skating in my backyard then I suppose I will have to come along for some fun!!

I need to get my a$$ up there and start learning to skate to the bottom...

30 seconds is about 20 seconds longer than it needs to be by the way, I have 5 children and on occasion have swung all of the 3 boys around as hard and fast as I could in a circle, and anything over 5 seconds is enough to just about put my big a$$ down, 15 might be better, 20 would be carnage inducing, but 30 is likely to create pools of blood and vomit to accompany your headache.

Either way Ill be there!

You should up the entry fee to 50 dollars per person, Ive heard its a good way to raise funds for that operation to enlarge your penis!!!

Ty-

**mot** · 08-10-2009 09:34 PM

Originally Posted by Tyriax

Well if you insist on skating in my backyard then I suppose I will have to come along for some fun!!

I need to get my a$$ up there and start learning to skate to the bottom...

30 seconds is about 20 seconds longer than it needs to be by the way, I have 5 children and on occasion have swung all of the 3 boys around as hard and fast as I could in a circle, and anything over 5 seconds is enough to just about put my big a$$ down, 15 might be better, 20 would be carnage inducing, but 30 is likely to create pools of blood and vomit to accompany your headache.

Either way Ill be there!

You should up the entry fee to 50 dollars per person, Ive heard its a good way to raise funds for that operation to enlarge your penis!!!

Ty-

Hahaha ty, you will be glad to know that your wife gave me a donation to that fund

sorry, too far?

**Poomsky** · 08-11-2009 01:12 AM

will probably be there. sorry for that ticket at the last one though man, funny how the cop remembered you tho :P

**Bomb303** · 08-11-2009 04:58 PM

I (phil) plus bro alex and probably Arvada crew will be there

**Tyriax** · 08-12-2009 04:11 PM

Originally Posted by mot

Hahaha ty, you will be glad to know that your wife gave me a donation to that fund

sorry, too far?

Its not my fault she is used to all my manliness and felt sorry for you...

Im looking forward to some more carnage on corner one...Is Tom bringing more PBR?

Ty-

**mot** · 08-12-2009 04:22 PM

ZING!!
oh there will be pbr...
although anyone who wants to bring me some as a bday present is welcome to!

**RodRod** · 08-12-2009 05:15 PM

depending on when, i might be there. ill try and head up tomorrow to make sure i can skate it to the bottom...if not ill watch/film/take pictures. whatever you guys want me to do.