cougar dating site ad?

**sterlingc** · 02-14-2010 12:27 PM

saw it on this site a minute ago,

honestly thats..nasty

"
What is a Cougar?
Cougars are Women in their PRIME: independent, sexy and wildly successful. They enjoy men that are youthful, fit with the same zest for life. Cougars are classy, confident women that already possess many of the finer things in life — but now want the young, hot guy to go with it.

What is a Cub?
To snare a true Cougar a man needs to be youthful, fit, unintimidated and of course sexually driven! These men can range from athletes to intellectuals, and from technologists to entrepreneurs and all points in between; they can come in all shapes and sizes, but one thing they have in common is the desire to possess a sexually charged older woman.
"

**WillJ** · 02-14-2010 12:38 PM

grow a pair

**jsweriduk** · 02-14-2010 12:58 PM

I loove cougars. That's easily one of my top, if not my most prized sexual fantasy

**sterlingc** · 02-14-2010 08:33 PM

Originally Posted by WillJ

grow a pair

I've got a pair, I just don't have "the desire to possess a sexually charged older woman."

silverfishlongboarding.com - Site Info from Alexa

click on "audience"

this website is mostly 18-24 year old men, I suppose thats their target audience...

**SpeedFiend** · 02-14-2010 08:36 PM

I'm glad you dislike em, more for me

**boxjelly** · 02-14-2010 08:37 PM

**Brian Holden** · 02-14-2010 08:38 PM

hahahahahaha I thought my computer got hacked and the ads knew what type of women I like......I was getting kind of paranoid. Glad to see, im not the only one seeing the ads, but I signed up for the cougar site just in case.

**NC longboarder** · 02-14-2010 08:40 PM

do you think theyll mind if im underage?

**CRASS** · 02-15-2010 01:10 AM

i agree with will. dont be such a sissy.

**WeekendxCarver** · 02-15-2010 01:33 AM

Originally Posted by boxjelly

my friends mom sucked my dick.

I demand the apparent hilarious setup to this awesome outcome

**SpeedFiend** · 02-15-2010 06:56 AM

Originally Posted by Brian Holden

hahahahahaha I thought my computer got hacked and the ads knew what type of women I like......I was getting kind of paranoid. Glad to see, im not the only one seeing the ads, but I signed up for the cougar site just in case.

For the spam

If you really wanna know the secret to older woman shot me a pm and I will let you in on everything I know.
To be honest most of you guys are a tad young for cougarville. But again, its all in how you carry yourself.
I know at the top if I'm gonna make it to the bottom.

**Archy** · 02-15-2010 07:01 AM

Originally Posted by jsweriduk

I loove cougars. That's easily one of my top, if not my most prized sexual fantasy

I never saw those ads on here before this thread. Those bots are smart cookies.

Originally Posted by NC longboarder

do you think theyll mind if im underage?

Depends how old their sons are.

PS: My gf's a cougar and she's six years younger than me. You can have it all.

**boxjelly** · 02-15-2010 09:01 AM

Originally Posted by WeekendxCarver

I demand the apparent hilarious setup to this awesome outcome

we went bowling (my three friends and his mom) and she kept ordering beers and after game #3 she just sat down and fell asleep so i proceeded to finish her last Fat Tire. She woke up, got pissed and took me out to the car to "talk" to me about what i had done. she sat in the drives seat and i in the passengers and we made eye contact and she just went down..... then she got paranoid and didnt even finish. i doubt she even remembers

**Alpha06** · 02-15-2010 09:07 AM

Cougar 7356 up, 897 down

An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her #### together.

**Archy** · 02-15-2010 09:23 AM

Originally Posted by Alpha06

An older woman who frequents bowling alleys in order to score with a much younger man.

Fixed.

10pins

**boxjelly** · 02-15-2010 09:25 AM

Originally Posted by Archy

Fixed.

10pins

hahahhaah #### my life

**sterlingc** · 02-15-2010 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by CRASS

i agree with will. dont be such a sissy.

I just don't have sexual fantasies about sleeping with women that are my mothers age,

some here are the age range for that ad to make sense, but most are under 22,

if you're into women twice your age, go for it...

**TheFuzz** · 02-15-2010 12:29 PM

dude I would totally smash a cougar. You just implying the thing about your mother reveals more about you than it does about us. I'm signing up for that site right fcuking now. Maybe some hot MILF will take ME out on a date.

meh, I'll keep my eye on the site. Cougars in my area not to impressive. I should move to a more Cougar friendly place.

**enemy combatant** · 02-15-2010 02:13 PM

Originally Posted by Alpha06

Cougar The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf...many times a chick with her #### together.

Who cares about any of that...

YouTube - The Contours - First I Look At The Purse

**CRASS** · 02-15-2010 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by SpeedFiend

For the spam

If you really wanna know the secret to older woman shot me a pm and I will let you in on everything I know.
To be honest most of you guys are a tad young for cougarville. But again, its all in how you carry yourself.
I know at the top if I'm gonna make it to the bottom.

i thought you died or something?