Team Jersey Vs Team Canada!!! The War Of The Douches!

[tyler87]

Okay, Lets get a list of things to at the Dixie Cup in true Thrasher King of the Road tradition. This is for Team Jersey and Team Canuck only. If you want to submit a team, you need at least three people from your area.

Make this list good, but not impossible. Peeing on a cop or ripping a hole in the space time continuim are examples of things that are bad ideas.

Allthough this will probably just end up Me, Anthony and Barret screwing around and giving up, lets at least try.

LET THE IDEAS BEGIN!

[Mister Surly]

Okay, Lets get a list of things to at the Dixie Cup in true Thrasher King of the Road tradition. This is for Team Jersey and Team Canuck only. If you want to submit a team, you need at least three people from your area.

Make this list good, but not impossible. Peeing on a cop or ripping a hole in the space time continuim are examples of things that are bad ideas.

Allthough this will probably just end up Me, Anthony and Barret screwing around and giving up, lets at least try.

LET THE IDEAS BEGIN!

well, i'll go first:

>nude hill bomb at the friday night outlaw. [50 points]

>pump in a circle twice while giving a girl a piggy-back ride,
or better yet, fatboy. [girl=20points / fatboy=50 points]

>run cones wesley tucker style [parallel], each cone is point.
each cone hit takes 2 points away. of course, this will be done
under the influence. cones can be setup anywhere/time.

i have more, but these were the "good" ideas.

[Anton Milioti]

go jersey!

[tyler87]

Allright man keep them coming!

-Pull an upperdecker in someone else's room(50 points), in your own room (75 points)

-Best Sharpie drawing on someone's face while they were sleeping-15 for you, 20 for them if they leave it on for the race.

[roastbeef540]

10 points for "hiding" other rooms towels... extra 5 points for all toilet paper!

[roastbeef540]

100 points for a russian war helmet or arabian goggles!!!! need photo evidence, or eyewitness from other teams

[tyler87]

Allright, Ive got a super secret mission that will give you a large number of points. PM for details.

[tyler87]

Also, Bathrrom Jokes are fair game. They include:

-The First Grader Pee (you pants around your ankels at he urinal)- 15 points for you, and an additional 10 points per person you can get to do it.
-Sitting Down to Pee with the door open-30 points
-"Who Wants a Blowjob"-15 points
-Arm Around the guy next to you-10 if you know him, 50 if you dont.
-The tranny tuck- Tuck your member in the "woman posistion" and pee into a urinal. CAUTION: You will most likely get piss all over your pants, but who cares, this is funny as hell. 100 points.

[MrTGun]

Ah fer Jesus! Where do I begin.

- Racing in Star Trek Jammies (65 points)
- If you DQ a qualifying run you need to run your first real race "dick out" (85 points)
- Saran Wrap the shitter trick (25 Points)
- Shrimp shells in someone elses shower curtain rod. They'll never figure out where the stink came from (20 points)

~TG

[Sensei]

Goddammit, I hate you guys. I really wish I was going.


Don't call me for bail money.

[Basch]

make cones with alufoil and run 'm in the dark with just a strobe light

[Directive0]

I love how it takes ALL OF CANADA to equal the douchiness of just one american state.

[tyler87]

Quiet you! Now, LIST MORE IDEAS!!

And no one has pmed about the super mission. You guys suck.

[tyler87]

Since Rob cant make it, I think we need a special one just to honor him:

The Drunk and Surly- whoever gets the drunkest and meanest and most difficult to handle gets this. 50 points? Double points if you wake up the next morning still drunk and angry.

[roastbeef540]

can we have a pudding eating contest ? 100 points to the winner

[Mister Surly]

shrimp shells in the curtain rod! brilliant! !

>you wont need bail money, as canadiens and jersonians
will be used to heat the still!

[tyler87]

Eating Pudding Isnt Douchee!!! Its Just Being Fat!!

[Directive0]

longest slide out on hobby hill: 20 points per foot
gnarliest bails on hobby hill: 10 points per mm of flesh (bring your calipers)
first guy to get marion's daughters email: 60 points and punch in the face from marion.
(only kidding!)

[Mister Surly]

first guy to get marion's daughters email: 60 points and punch in the face from marion.
(only kidding!)

doh!

you may not have to crash on hobby hill, looks like
you might just get THROWN down it !

[Directive0]

theres a story behind that one from last year, I aint a creepy canadian...trust me