In response to all the love-me-tender posts that have been flying around...to everybody with so much love to give, all the hand holding kumbya singing folk, a committee of passive caring individuals have formed a new division for the Buckeye...
The Bro Bracket...
It was formed in the light of "there are no losers"....and..."as long as you try hard"...and everything else we've been telling ourselves for years....
There were no Pro/Am divisions...there were no cone penalties...and all times were handicapped so that everybody ended up with the same time....
Run what you brung.....even if it was a bicycle...actually, a couple people didnt bring their boards and just walked the course
The following people tied for first with an exact adjusted time of 21.03425 seconds:
Kenny
Cat
Luke Melo
Rob Degenhart
Danilo Perich
Julie Boulanger
Larry Scalzo
Louis Ricard
Mig
Earl Cephas
Anthony Yacobelli
Mike Ohm
Gib Lewis
Zack Levitt
Eddie Martinez
Chad Hegrety
Claude
Lynn Kramer
Marion Karr
Shannon St Clair
Mary Beth
Evan St Clair
Steph St Clair
Brett Martin
Chaput
Hollien
Diane Schwippert
Casey Mac
That creepy guy who stared at everybody
Those two hookers on Friday night
Favero
The redbull chicks
Steve Lavin
Jonathan Harms
Paul, the calm timer guy
Jason
Schwippirt
The dude with four pitbulls in the end unit
Fifer
Emily
Noah
Paul Graff
Civ
Richie
Ryan Smith
The valley girls from the gas station
Jeff Kasson
Norski
Fadell
Bara
Ethan
Ja me Roh
Marty
Pirnack
Fitzpatrick
Lisa Melo
Michael Gamache
Chet
Fur trapper
Brian Parsons
Chris Barett
Karl
George Pappas
Zak Maytum
Robin
Ryder
Marcy
Jenny
Kee-ha the dog
Dirtpipe Dan
Big Joey
That old bullrider drunk guy with no teeth that adopted Fadell
The little dickhead from the hall who wouldnt move his feet when i walked by
If i left anybody out, let me know........because you were in first too!....
because we all have to love each other....and golly gee it we like it like that!
Barrett.....i did take your wallet.....tried to buy a little bag with it, but the guy wouldnt take canadian cash.......but those pics of that naked chick were pretty hot.....
what about that loser guy from tennessee that came to help out and talked to you guys about designing an amazing set of slalom trucks, and is also in the high hat club....
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Re: Buckeye BroBracket results
Originally Posted by Directive0
Sweet! I'm first, IN YOUR FACE EVERYONE ELSE!
Bara: You big meanie.
NOT ON THE LIST:
The Motel 666 Manager dude who stood on the second floor walkway leaning over the rail for about 2 hours while the after race festivities were going on as though he was just another hotel guest enjoying watching said festivities only to become a NARC and call the POLICE....
Now, all yall know I am all peace and love but the dude was obviously making up for being picked last all those times back in grade school for dodge ball.
Thanks for including me on the Bro list, Brother Bara.
That kid who bailed on his face was Justin Reading (?)....sprained wrist too....
That's ok though...."chicks dig scars"
Big props to him for getting back in the game and putting in some great runs the next day...WITH his arm and face bandaged up....the kids got nads.
And props to MB for fighting for the kids cause.... that was a great argument......you've got allot of fight in ya.....but i was still right (heh heh)....but oh yeah!......you tied for first in the race too!
The manager was that "creepy dude" tied for first...i didnt leave him out....he was such a friggin choad....
Truth is though, despite them trying to bust things up, there were some really good room parties....Room 118 was off the hook.....keep your girlfriends away from Dan and Joey
Who's the guy with the trucks?.....what did Marion do to Barrett?....which room did the hookers go to?.....what's this odd grass looking stuff i found after i stole Chris's wallet ...was there really a meth lab in that corner room on the first floor? Who set the bottom cones 2 feet apart for the pro TS?
Thanks to Kenny for throwing such a good party. I never had so much fun racing ever. The AM class was stacked. I managed to finish 4th all three days, congrats to my east coast bros Mike Duquet and CMC- team fullbag's Louis and Danilo and especially my COSS bros Zak and Joe- these guys are fast.
Highlights:
Big Ramp
When the cops showed up (the first night it was funny)
Racing Zak the first day in the semi finals- yelling at eachother the whole way down "I'm gonna catch up to you" "Oh yeah see you at the finish!" haha
Qualifying in the #1 spot for the first time ever on sunday.
Racing Joe in the consi with the wave...
Klark it was was awesome hanging with you and the Weez, Brian, Justin, Duke and Joe I.
That is a nice pic Klark, but I have too top that. Sorry Cat Joe I wins.
Your Amigo Eddy Texas Outlaws/Pavel Flo
I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world.. without you. A world without rules or controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible.
You forgot the waitress at the restaurant with the beautiful lashes who gave you & Fadell free food.
And..... the beoch checking people in at the front desk at Motel 6. She's lucky I let her keep all her teeth that night. I wasn't the only one ready to jump on her.
I want to thank Motel 6 for the nice present they left in my room---- bed bugs, lots of them.... and they were hungry.
A fun time was had by all--- if you weren't there, you missed a hell of a good time.
I will post a link for pics tomorrow. Here is a taste of good things to come.....
The Pavel Podium!
Kenny Mollica was the BOMB!
Showing Ryder some love & leavin' some skin at the Buckete Open.
Joe I. at his finest.
Last edited by SweetCatarina; 07-24-2007 at 12:13 AM.
I started this thing out as a perfectly sarcastic thread to slam the people trying to take the aggression out of racing and turn it into a Halmark moment...
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Re: Buckeye BroBracket results
Originally Posted by bara
DAMMIT!
you guys did it again!
I started this thing out as a perfectly sarcastic thread to slam the people trying to take the aggression out of racing and turn it into a Halmark moment...
and what happens?
It turns into a friggin Halmark moment
F T W
Hugs and kisses
BARA
xoxox
Yeah What BARA said...what a bunch of wimps! ha ha
This is the burly-est love fest I have ever witnessed....!!!
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