Fatboy's thread - All Aboot Fat!

[SweetCatarina]

You ROCK Harmsy!!!!

I'm not a drinker either - wish I could, just not cut out for it. One or two work for me - I get silly and then usually fall asleep.

Besides if you're the guy not drinkin', you get to make out with the girls whose boyfriends are passed out Yup, even unattractive guys like me

Hate to tell you, but that was a dude you were making out with in Antrim at the campground. He just had really long hair & man boobs! OOps!

[sniffleless]

You do know I was just kidding....... right????

Did I have my sarcasm filter on again?
I give up.

I to was looking forward to trying a ride from the A start on that hill as well this time. I guess I'll have to wait till next year.

[Joe & Nick]

You do know I was just kidding....... right????

Yea, I'll be at the Dixie!
Too bad we can't ride the elevator shaft.
I was really looking forward to that!

I can arrange for you to ride the "shaft"

[oldnbroken]

I can arrange for you to ride the "shaft"

so sexual harassment OK here?
If so................ Cat I think you look HOT in those pink Chuck Taylor high tops. . . .

Boe, you look great in a plaid skirt.

[Momona Boe]

In one way or another, I could be called a fishing freak. Most of my days on the water result in zero fish. Well, not that we don't get some fish, but we don't get the ONE fish we're after..... the Humongus, The Lord Humongus, the Warrior of the Wasteland, the Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!....I digress. But we can and do fish all day with nary a bite. A good day is seeing a fish. A great day is feeling a fish. An unbelievable day is boating a fish. I skate, I fish; therefore I am. Up here in the land of tundra and hard water, both pastimes take place during the same few months. Most of the time in my case fishing wins. Why you ask? Skating is about speed and flow, dancing with gravity, the ebb and flow of energy taken, energy returned. We link into the forces of attraction and it pulls us in. It is a love affair of the physical kind. Fishing on the other hand is cerebral, and more. Fishing is about endless options, what to throw, how fast to retrieve. What is the weather telling me about fish location? Shallow, deep, weeds, rocks, bars? Now I'm fishing and I'm not getting results, what to change? Different lure, new location? What worked in the past? What didn't? What lessons have I learned, how to apply them? A brief example from a contest about a year ago. I don't fish competitively, but a couple of buddies were in town and we fished in the middle of this tournament. 90 boats with 2 fisherman each were in the tourney on 3 or 4 lakes. They fished Saturday from 7: A to 4:30 P and caught a total of 4 fish all day long. 1700 fisherman hours for 4 fish. Not normal, but not a one time occurrence either. What is the attraction? You're burned out from a day on the water with no action, and then out of nowhere a four to five foot torpedo blasts past your bait when it's 10 feet from the edge of the boat, the adrenaline pumps into your system, and you are suddenly alive. It's like the halloween scare of your childhood. Totally unexpected and enough to make you jump out of the boat some days. And then when it goes farther than a quick look see, when you feel the sharp snap of a big fish on your rod and you instinctively set the hook and feel the weight telling you the fish is on, then it gets real. Time slows, the fish may come out of the water, shaking her head trying to throw those trebles you've spent hours sharpening. You try to anticipate her actions, letting her fight the rod, keeping a tight line. Many times the fight lasts a second or two before she's off. Other times you get a bit more time. If it's your day, the fish tires and the hooks hold. Your partner plunges the net into the water and scoops the fish. There! In the bag! Victory!!! Quick, cut the line, get the lure out of her mouth, a picture or two if you want, put her back ever so gently, watch until she recovers, gets her bearings and swims away. And you bask in the glow of a massive adrenal dump, shaking quivering, laughing, reliving the experience.

What's not to like?

And yes JBH, I can run on with the best of 'em

well DONE!!!!!

Okay, I guess I kinda get it. I did experience that when I caught a couple. It just seems like a lot of prep for a short buzz, but I now understand it better - thanks Twinny.

I guess it's just like any other sporting activity - you do it and then it's all aboot the sitting around and shooting the shizzle aboot it later. Like skating, or golf, or curling, or whatever.

[Momona Boe]

I'm secure in my masculinity to say that I have indeed ridden that shaft.

And it is indeed a life altering ride.

My usual vadge about going fast closed up ever so slightly that day




Oh and Kitty Cat, it's always aboot you

[Parallel Man]

Well, I can't post in this thread anymore because I've never been all aboot Cat.

Perhaps someone else can step up to the plate?

[Joe & Nick]

WHO knew Wesley wasn't all about the pussy? Color me shocked! No problem Wes, I'll take the plate.

(keep setting them up people, I can't stop myself. It's like a gift. I can't control it.)

[SweetCatarina]

Well, I can't post in this thread anymore because I've never been all aboot Cat.

Perhaps someone else can step up to the plate?

What the shizzle are you talking about Wesley??
If that's really your name!

It's beyond me why a parent would do that to a child.

[oldnbroken]

WHO knew Wesley wasn't all about the pussy

I did it for the nookie.................I did it for the nookie.
Everybody sing..............I DID IT FOR THE NOOKIE.. I DID IT FOR THE NOOKIE.

[SweetCatarina]

Oh.... our little Mary is growing up so fast!!!

Ok, so..... I sent my old Bahne to Mary so she could have something to start out on.
I sent her a helmet, no pads.

I said, "Mary, go get some pads before you skate."
She was very creative with the packing material that came in the box!!!!!
And Mary.... the bushing goes on your trucks, not in your belly button!!
Good one, Mary!!!



Had to throw this one in!

[sk8norcal]

wow, just ran across this thread,
Hey Cat, who it that hottie?
she looks like wonderwoman...

see u at the skunk jam...

[Eddy Martinez]

Here's to you Fatty. And I believe the blow up doll was a Jersey girl. Your Amigo Eddy Texas Outlaws/Pavel Skates.

And yes my friends are shady characters.



And some characters that should stay in the shade.

[Momona Boe]

Hey that was my douchebag sweatshirt!!

Nice pics Eddy!


Kitty - Mary looks like she's well on her way to slalom supremacy! Love the sausage tape holding on the "pads"

She might stop by my gig next week in Crooklyn - after her blood wrestling match

[SweetCatarina]

wow, just ran across this thread,
Hey Cat, who it that hottie?
she looks like wonderwoman...

see u at the skunk jam...

Hey hc!
That's Mary, our new sk8tr chick.
And.... she IS wonderwoman!!!!

See you on Sunday.

I can arrange for you to ride the "shaft"

That's the Joe we all know & love!!!!

Here's to you Fatty. And I believe the blow up doll was a Jersey girl. Your Amigo Eddy Texas Outlaws/Pavel Skates.]

Eddy, All the cool girls are from Brooklyn and Jersey!!! I can't wait for you to meet Mary!!

[easy]

1) Strangest thing you ever ate on a bet or dare?
Handful of crushed red pepper - still burns sometimes
2) Worst thing you ever did to a sibling?
Used to have a twin
3) Horrible song that you secretly like?
London Bridge - Fergie
4) Ever gone "commando" to a wake or funeral?
Aren't you supposed to?
5) You find a corpse on the street, do you rub one out next to it to really throw off the CSI people?
Will that work if they are dead already?
6) Squirrels - pro or con?
Saw a video of squirrels taking out a rattlesnake - they're badass
7) Would you rather drop in on a 10 foot high ramp or bomb a hill that'll get you up to 40mph or so?
10 foot high ramp on to a 40 mph hill
8) What is the amount of money needed - be realistic - for you to eat a vomit sandwich? With really good bread?
Threw up in my mouth just reading this; not going to happen
9) If Jesus loves you and Barney loves you, could they be the same person?
Elmo says Barney is a freak
10) Most annoying accent?
Is "Decider" actually a word?
11) Ever slip Gramma the tongue at Christmas just to see her reaction?
She started it
12) Do you prefer to wheelie or skid your bicycle?
Which Schwinn is best for...
13) Friendly with your last ex, or should he/she burn in hell with the fire of 1000 suns?
See question five
14) First car you drove?
Beat up drivers ed car with the extra brake pedal
15) Ever get so scabbed up from slamming that the pus and blood seeped through your dress shirt and your Mom freaked out when you took off your suit jacket at a wedding? Just me?
Do claw marks on your back count?
16) Last time you stomped on a mustard packet and squirted it all over your buddy's shoes?
Strictly ketchup
17) Longest you rode in the trunk of anyone's car?
Who's going to make ME get into a trunk
18) Best thing you ever bought at Salvation Army/Goodwill?
Instead of answering this question, I want to talk about taxes
19) Furthest you ever slid a kitten or chipmunk on a freshly waxed floor?
Is this a sex question?
20) Ever have condoms fall out of your pocket in church or temple?
There is a dispenser in the bathroom, leave mine in the car

[JBH]

Excellent answers, Easy--esp. #10, 18 and 19. Brilliant!

Also, Mary, good luck to you on overcoming that debilitating shyness you obviously suffer from.

[Momona Boe]

Okay, so what's the deal with Taylor Ham - why is it pretty much a Jersey thing? I would think that the South would be all over that stuff. I had a Taylor Ham and cheeseburger on Saturday at Paul's Bar in Paterson. It was fantastic! Then we bowled - in the back they have 8 lanes of circa 1976 bowling! Overall it was probably the best gig I've done in 5 years - one set, didn't hafta bring amps, then good chow, and then free bowling! How great is that? But back to Taylor Ham, it's much less messy to fry up than bacon and it's legendary with eggs and cheese - although I like those sandwiches on a sesame bagel rather than a hard roll. Unless you've got some good sourdough bread - is there anything better than a good sourdough? Pretty much anywhere you use bacon, you could substitute Taylor Ham - scallops in TH? filet mignon wrapped in TH? Omelettes? l'il chunks in a baked potato? Now don't get me wrong, I like Spam too, but I think I dig Taylor Ham more. Spam has it's place - great with eggs, awesome in a grilled cheese sandwich, tasty on the grill, I've even made killer chilli with Spam. But you gotta be careful how you slice it - too thick and it can get mushy. Ohhh, I never tried it in my deep fryer! Hmmm...might hafta try that tonight - deep fried Spam. Could be killer. Ever have Spicy Spam? It has Tabasco like built in - it's pretty hot, I was surprised when I had it. I think I got it on eBay, they don't sell it on the East Coast. It was real good regardless. Okay, so enough aboot food. Who else thinks the chick on Mythbusters is cute? Plus she likes to blow $hit up! And while Kat VD is pretty hot, I like the Hannah girl more - real pretty eyes. Oh and the brunette that used to be on Overhaulin' - can't remember her name. She's cute and knows a little bit aboot cars, that's cool. Oh and Lois Griffin too. Sure she's a cartoon, but when she gets into the lingerie, she's pretty smokin'! Of course none of these TV gals hold a candle to Cat or Mary And let's not forget aboot Charlie's Canadian Angels - Jules, Em, and Raylene! But y'know, I got some space to fill here - it can't all be aboot food! My buddy Randy sent me a link to the Royal British Ukulele Choir or something doing the Theme from Shaft - absolutely brilliant! Chef woulda been proud. Is it sad that even with all those albums he sold, Issac Hayes is most recently remembered as a cartoon? Well he DID have Salty Chocolate Balls, that's gotta count for something. And speaking of hot chicks and balls - at what age is it appropriate for a girl to wear thong underwear? Like do you freak out when your daughter says she's too old for her Hannah Montana briefs and she wants grown-up underwear like "insert name of celebrity whore here"? Is it like a teenage thing? Like a junior high deal? Dad's - give me your thoughts. Ladies, please - your views as well. I'm not being a pedophile here, I'm just worried that one of my nieces is gonna ask me aboot it and I don't wanna look stupid. now on the other side of the coin, when is a woman a little too old to be workin' the butt floss? 40? 50? 60? I think it kinda also depends on the hotness of said lady. I see no reason why a smokin' 45 year old can't be rockin' one. Like Heather Locklear could probably still get away with one, no? Some of my friends are in the MILF territory and they still wear 'em, and they wear them well. Of course I know guys that wear thongs, but that's a whole 'nother race. Speaking of races, LBF always sponsors races, but lately we've been trying a different kind of sponsorship - rather than donate a deck to be used as a prize, we've been putting up money for a keg of bottle of Tequila at the after party. Whaddya' all think aboot that? I'm thinkin' more folks will get use outta the keg than a deck, but a deck is kinda nice for a new racer. You guys go to the races - would you rather get a deck or drink beer? Does anybody even want one of our decks anymore? If the races were local, we could probably sponsor by bringing pies for prizes - that really would be the ultimate, right? The problem with pies is that they don't travel well and shipping them is even worse - you wind up with cobbler at best. And then there's the whole problem of getting said pie home in one piece. You'll likely end up just gorging on it before you get on your plane and then suffer intestinal discomfort the whole way home. The gift that keeps on giving.

[GPymp]

You had me at "sourdough."


I <3 Fatboy

[Joe & Nick]

Taylor Ham - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

When New Jersey native Danny Kass won the Silver Medal for snowboarding in the 2002 Olympics, Gold medallist Ross Powers exclaimed in front of the media that "Danny Kass is the 2nd best thing ever to come out of New Jersey". When a reporter asked what the first was he responded "Taylor Ham dude!".