Street Luge Hotel, Bar open late, rooms by the hour

[Longboardloser]

[raven6241]

Oh sickness!! My luge is going in the pool now!!!





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Ok, not trying that again. I think I'm paralysed.

[Longboardloser]

Get this man a beer!

And a towel for all that blood that's messying up my pool...

[Antisocial Red Sharpie]

duuuuuuuuuuuuude... after the towel soaks up his blood...
forget giving him a beer; fill the pool up with beer :freak:

[Antisocial Red Sharpie]

... but then it wouldnt be skateable...
damnit...

[Momona Boe]

"ladies" "entertaining"???

Are they jugglers?
Do they spin plates on sticks?
Can they make balloon animals?


Where's my Scotch and how soon before that pizza shows up that Raven ordered?

[lexx]

whoa, almost missed this place.

How many bars will they shut down before they realise we love to drink in virtual reality and nothing will stop us.

I ate snails this evening. Very rubbery.

[Longboardloser]

I ate pizza and drank many cheap beers while listening to slayer and squarepusher, so I came here for a chaser.
oh and Boe, some of the ladies are circus folk so theres no telling what they can do.
I hope Ravens not dead, I need somewhere to stay when I go to Oz next year.

[raven6241]

I'm in a wheelchair because of my luging accident. Kidna sucks, but opens up a whole new perspective on life....




Like what kind of chair is best for sliding, what type of cushion is best for sliding, and of course, what type of injury is best for sliding.

[Longboardloser]

Larry Flynt could kick Steven Hawking's arse down hill.

[raven6241]

Nobody disturb me. I gotta spend the next few hours re-learning to walk...


The fact there's 3 hot girls coming too is ntohing untoward. They are helping me....

[Longboardloser]

The question is helping you with what?
Good thing all the rooms have spy, I mean security, cameras installed.

[raven6241]

Tiffany says she doesn't midn the cameras.... Amber and Jenny are cool with it too.

[Longboardloser]

They sound like my kinda chicks, just don't do what you did to the last ones, we're running out of room in the freezer...

[raven6241]

Hey man, I can't be held responsible for my actions whilst on ether.

[enjoisoad]

They sound like my kinda chicks, just don't do what you did to the last ones, we're running out of room in the freezer...

damn i thought those were fishsticks... aw well

[Longboardloser]

Now you know what we mean when we say "Try the Veal"

[raven6241]

Wrong

[joseph]

but ever so tasty and tender. 8)

[lexx]

tastes like chicken